Justin Bieber

This can only be settled with a Rockoff!

Luckily for Bieber, Chris Brown has a strict policy of only beating up women.

She’s the one-night stand who supposedly broke up Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Now he’s trying to hook up with her again?

Kinda makes you respect the purity of Snoop Dogg always promoting pot.

Justin Bieber is now the most followed person on Twitter, surpassing Lady Gaga by 7,000 followers. Yikes.

In less disturbing news, Ted 2 is a go.

This leads us to believe that Bieber would totally own all Israeli army troops.

Justin Bieber smokes weed! Squeaky Clean no more! See the photos inside!

The photog tragically killed trying to stalk Biebs thought he was onto a huge scoop.

Get this–Justin wasn’t even anywhere near the scene of the incident.

It was a big year for celebrity and by “big” we mean “horrendously terrible and embarrassing moments.” Take a look at the less glamorous side of stardom.

Surely there must be more deserving people in the world to inflict this gruesome fate upon, right?

The Beliebers declare war after their living idol is denied a Grammy nomination.

“Siri, find me a list of ferret riddles.” — @ZooeySiri

With a special guest appearance by Michael Bublé.