Jesus Christ

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I am pregnant, Christ is my Baby”- Mary introducing herself to the innkeepers who let her stay in the manger.

San Antonio native Rene Cantu has found Jesus on a Tortilla, and for him life will never be the same.

Cat Jesus died for your sins… nine times. The least you could do is offer him a treat.

A Harvard professor’s interpretation of an ancient papyrus fragment could rock the Christian world.

The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.

When an eagle attacked Robin Cooper his buttocks were in pain, but after thanking Jesus 7 times over, his buttocks were healed, and he only sounded crazy for 5 minutes. Hallelujah!

Laughing at these poor (and righteous) kids will surely result in eternal damnation. Yet it will also make you question the existence of a higher power as well.

Am I going to get in trouble, spiritually, for suggesting that the Son of God looks a little sketchy here?

Christians like to believe that Jesus is “with you always,” offering spiritual guidance on the mundane matters of everyday life. But sometimes he has some lame-ass ideas.