Jessica Simpson
Joe Simpson and Bryce Chandler Hill: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
Joe Simpson wouldn’t be the first middle-aged divorcee to go after a much-younger partner, but his family is denying his rebound is a barely of-age male model.
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October 27, 2012CommentSuperficial Friends: Jessica Simpson
When Lindsay Lohan burns down the Simpson clan’s home, things erupt into an all out battle royale between the Superficial Friends and Jessica Simpson.
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April 27, 2011The 20 Hottest Girls in Daisy Dukes
The Dukes of Hazard brought us the customized Dodge Charger named ‘The General Lee’, but even more memorable were the cut-off jean shorts worn by Daisy Duke. So memorable that the …
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April 20, 2011Jessica Simpson Animated GIFs
GIF animations are pure genius when executed properly. Crude, frame-by-frame animation showing the modern world. These takes on Jessica Simpson do not disappoint.
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March 9, 2011The 20 Hottest Roller Girls
Hey there, fella. You like pretty girls, right? And roller skating? Well, even if you hate roller skating, you’re probably still going to enjoy the 20 Hottest Roller Girls.
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October 21, 2010The 20 Hottest Music Videos
Music videos just get dirtier and dirtier. And we like it! Here’s our picks for the 20 sexiest ever aired.
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September 21, 2010The 20 Hottest American Flag Girls
In the spirit of our Founding Fathers, all of whom appreciated a foxy lass in scanty clothing, today we present to you twenty ultra-patriotic women clad in nothing but the American…
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July 1, 2010Behind The Music That Sucks: Jessica Simpson
In this Heavy classic, we learn that Jessica’s dad is no ordinary Joe. But thanks to the Malkovich mental-portal, Nick Lachey might be.
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June 26, 2010Jessica Simpson In The Studio With Billy Corgan
Okay, this is just weird. Bubble-headed pop starlet and Trainwreck 100 inductee Jessica Simpson has returned to the studio to start work on a new album. The weird thing? Who she’s …
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January 15, 2010Money For Tweeting
So the news broke today that Kim Kardashian gets paid up to $10,000 a Tweet by ad agency Ad.ly – whenever the sex tape star types, say, @Reebok, the shoe company coughs up some buc…
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December 29, 2009Trainwreck 100: Jessica Simpson
Hot chicks with broken brains: that’s one of the main ingredients of the Trainwreck 100. But when you throw in reality TV, creepy semi-incestuous parenting, dramatic and hilarious …
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December 14, 2009Breaking: Jessica Simpson’s Dog Eaten By Coyote
BREAKING: JESSICA SIMPSON’S DOG EATEN BY COYOTE. SEE HER HORRIFIED TWEET ABOUT IT AFTER THE BREAK. She offered a reward. For her dog. That was taken by a coyote “right in front of …
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September 15, 2009