1. Man Leaves Baby Home Alone, Gets Busted at Bar as Mom Tracks iPad

    The same stupidity that made this dumbass commit the crime also, thankfully, led to his arrest.

    January 28, 2013
  2. Idiot Father Arrested for Claiming to Bring Gun to Elementary School

    Parents, I understand you’re fearful for you children, but please, stop being crazy people. Pretending to bring a gun to an elementary school IS CRAZY.

    January 12, 2013
  3. WATCH: Idiot Demonstrates How NOT to Kill a Spider

    There’s a few tried and true techniques for killing spiders, brass knuckles isn’t one of them.

    November 28, 2012
  4. Probably the Best Video of a Drunken Idiot on an Escalator Ever

    Drunk man vs. Escalator. It’s a battle of will and there can be only one victor.

    November 15, 2012
  5. KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time

    You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.

    November 13, 2012
  6. Tutu-Wearing Marine Arrested for Beating Up Disabled Veteran

    The Halloween-costume wearing jarhead apparently thought the disabled Army vet was wearing a costume, too.

    November 4, 2012
  7. Playboy Bimbo Does Hurricane Sandy Photo Shoot; Internet Rips Her New One

    Great idea! Mock the victims of a major natural disaster by doing a sexy photo shoot amid the destruction. Hey, she doesn’t get paid for her brain.

    November 2, 2012
  8. Student Calls Bullsh*t on Govt. Hurricane Hype

    “Those flood waters are part of the conspiracy put in place by the system, man!”

    October 31, 2012
  9. MTV’s ‘Sway’ to Interview President Obama: 10 Best Viewer Submitted Questions

    Finally we will know how President Obama REALLY feels about the new Modest Mouse album.

    October 24, 2012
  10. Rape Suspect Blames Four Loko Blackout: ‘Did I Do Something Wrong?’

    Four Loko’s most recent PR hit involves rape, homelessness, and indiscretion.

    October 24, 2012
  11. Top 10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin

    Pumpkins are to fall what bacon is to every other month. From bongs to kegs, here are the 10 most badass things to do with a pumpkin.

    October 24, 2012
  12. Drunk Girl Learns the Hard Way Not to Curse at Random Strangers

    A drunk girl learns a valuable lesson from the school of hard knocks after running her mouth to a bunch of random strangers… and the world continues to turn.

    October 22, 2012
  13. The 10 Worst Obama and Romney Supporters

    We’ve lined up the craziest supporters of both political parties. The scariest part? These people have the right to vote!

    October 22, 2012
  14. GERMAN IDIOT: Man Attempts Cannon Ball into Frozen Pool

    And it seemed like such a brilliant idea when he was drinking the night before.

    October 18, 2012