Horror Movies

  1. New Wolfman Stills

    Benicio Del Toro is a werewolf. I don’t need to know anything else about this movie. He could play canasta with Edie McClurg for 90 minutes and I’d be there opening night. Check ou…

    October 21, 2009
  2. Stop It, Hollywood: Horror Movie Music

    Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…

    October 13, 2009
  3. Worst Of Netflix: Red Lips 2: Bloodlust

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken…

    October 12, 2009
  4. Horror Remake Watch: The Exorcist

    It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” sca…

    October 6, 2009
  5. How To Write A Bad Zombie Movie And Make Millions Of Dollars

    Zombie films have always been a vital cinematic touchstone, and now that they’re making a comeback I’m excited, but also wary – because like any cinematic renaissance, such as the …

    September 30, 2009
  6. Take A Trip To Zombieland

    It’s not so often that I’m psyched enough about a movie to, you know, read about it on the Internet. Usually I just watch a trailer, get semi-frothed, and go see it. But man, am I …

    September 29, 2009
  7. Remaking Remakes: The Fly?

    Okay, we all know that having an original idea in Hollywood will get you thrown into a death camp, but are we really at the point where we have to remake remakes? David Croenenberg…

    September 24, 2009
  8. Horror Remake Watch: Mario Bava’s Black Sunday

    It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” scarefest…

    September 17, 2009
  9. Lots Of Pictures Of Megan Fox

    So Megan Fox is in this movie called Jennifer’s Body. She plays Jennifer, so basically the movie is called Megan Fox’s Body. I don’t know anything about the movie except for what I…

    August 30, 2009
  10. Cimenashing Carrie

    Holy crap, is Will Arnett in Cinemash’s version of Carrie like the best thing ever? Don’t answer that. It is.

    August 18, 2009
  11. Shake Dat Ass

    I don’t know if there’s anything in this poor dumb world I like more than movie theater gimmicks. We’ve seen a recent upswing in 3-D lately, but now moviemakers are getting ready t…

    August 17, 2009
  12. The Wolfman and Other Favorite Wolfing Out Moments

    Cool werewolf transformation scenes have been going down since the original Wolf Man in 1941. Here are a few of our favorites.

    October 8, 2000