Horror Movies
New Wolfman Stills
Benicio Del Toro is a werewolf. I don’t need to know anything else about this movie. He could play canasta with Edie McClurg for 90 minutes and I’d be there opening night. Check ou…
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October 21, 2009CommentStop It, Hollywood: Horror Movie Music
Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…
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October 13, 2009Worst Of Netflix: Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken…
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October 12, 2009Horror Remake Watch: The Exorcist
It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” sca…
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October 6, 2009How To Write A Bad Zombie Movie And Make Millions Of Dollars
Zombie films have always been a vital cinematic touchstone, and now that they’re making a comeback I’m excited, but also wary – because like any cinematic renaissance, such as the …
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September 30, 2009Take A Trip To Zombieland
It’s not so often that I’m psyched enough about a movie to, you know, read about it on the Internet. Usually I just watch a trailer, get semi-frothed, and go see it. But man, am I …
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September 29, 2009Remaking Remakes: The Fly?
Okay, we all know that having an original idea in Hollywood will get you thrown into a death camp, but are we really at the point where we have to remake remakes? David Croenenberg…
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September 24, 2009Horror Remake Watch: Mario Bava’s Black Sunday
It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” scarefest…
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September 17, 2009Lots Of Pictures Of Megan Fox
So Megan Fox is in this movie called Jennifer’s Body. She plays Jennifer, so basically the movie is called Megan Fox’s Body. I don’t know anything about the movie except for what I…
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August 30, 2009Cimenashing Carrie
Holy crap, is Will Arnett in Cinemash’s version of Carrie like the best thing ever? Don’t answer that. It is.
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August 18, 2009Shake Dat Ass
I don’t know if there’s anything in this poor dumb world I like more than movie theater gimmicks. We’ve seen a recent upswing in 3-D lately, but now moviemakers are getting ready t…
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August 17, 2009The Wolfman and Other Favorite Wolfing Out Moments
Cool werewolf transformation scenes have been going down since the original Wolf Man in 1941. Here are a few of our favorites.
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