Holiday

  1. The 20 Baddest Santas

    These Santas are devoid of holiday cheer and really couldn’t give a sh%$ what you want for Christmas. In fact, the 20 Baddest Santas have better things to do, like knock back anoth…

    December 20, 2010
  2. The 10 Awesomest Holiday Gifts Ever

    Most of these items aren’t available on the market, but that doesn’t mean you can’t brush up on the awesome technology out there and get some ideas for future holiday wish lists.

    December 16, 2010
  3. Seasons Greetings From Slayer

    Having a hard time getting into the holiday spirit? Not to worry, the boys from Slayer are here to help you out with the best thrash metal synchronized Christmas light show on the …

    November 26, 2010
  4. Heavy’s Holiday Survival Guide

    Shopping, finals, office parties, Aunt Fitzmonster – we know the holidays can be stressful, but they don’t have to be. Follow our simple guide for surviving the holidays and those …

    November 25, 2010
  5. How To Survive Memorial Day

    Monday is Memorial Day, that time of year when we all take a break to celebrate the efforts of our brave fighting men and women(but let’s face it, mostly men), like John Rambo, Col…

    May 28, 2010
  6. Geez, Mom

    With Mother’s Day on the way, enjoy this insane funny compilation of Moms doing what they do best: Not Getting It.

    May 7, 2010
  7. The Real Story Of Cinco De Mayo

    Cinco De Mayo is actually one of the most important days in Mexican history, and if you want to be a culturally sensitive dude who gets laid a lot, you should be able to talk the t…

    May 5, 2010
  8. The 20 Worst Moms

    Mother’s Day is on the way, and while we all think that our Mom is the best one ever, some just aren’t. Some, in fact, should have never been allowed to reproduce.

    May 5, 2010
  9. How To Survive St. Patrick’s Day

    St. Patrick’s Day is an important holiday, a day when we test our ability to consume vast quantities of alcohol and generally behave like a bunch of heathen degenerates. But it’s i…

    March 17, 2010
  10. Holiday Gifts For The World’s Worst Dictators

    The holidays are a tricky time of year – not only is it difficult to pick out gifts for your loved ones, but you’re gift-shopping while everyone else is gift-shopping as well. An…

    December 21, 2009
  11. Heavy’s Holiday Travel Tips

    It’s Christmas season again – or Hannukah or Kwanzaa or whatever day that Satan-worshippers give each other goblets of blood and Entombed records – and you know what th…

    December 9, 2009
  12. How To Survive Thanksgiving With Your Family

    Thanksgiving is a time for both celebration and quiet reflection, a time to look back upon all that we have to be thankful for and to be glad for all that is still to come. Unfortu…

    November 26, 2009