Heavy Classics

Straight from the Heavy vault, Jimmy heads to the rural South to get up close and personal with some snake handling, poison drinking Christians. Church just got metal!

Straight from the Heavy vault, the King of All Media unleashes his radio goons to capture the Superficial Friends.

It’s the Forth of July, so why not check out some rockets? Not the kind of rockets that you buy from some dude on the side of the road, these are the high powered real deals. 3,2,1…

In this Heavy classic, the Superficial Friends attempt to launch a skank party, but a bitter group of soccer moms tries to spoil the fun.

Dwarf tossing has been outlawed since 1989, but that’s not stopping David Flood. A little dude with a big cause, Dave is a dwarf who’s fighting for his right to be tossed.

It’s no surprise that the Superficial Friends aren’t appreciative of their staff. And now the servants are about to serve up a big slice of humble pie with a side of whoop-ass.

One of the strangest Jimmy Jellenik interviews yet, Jimmy introduces us to Philip Bouble, a lover of dogs. And we do mean LOVER. Eww.

Cary McWilliams likes his guns, and owning a Magnum, AK-47, Derringer, and 12-gauge shotgun, he’s packing some serious heat. Oh, and he’s blind as bat.

Plastic surgery zombies armed with botox ray guns, damn – it’s gonna take some seriously skanky superpowers for the Superficial Friends to get out of this jam.

The Superficial Friends must combine their forces against one of their own when Pam Anderson and her Peta goons try to stop an endangered species fashion show. It’s a showdown of t…

From the Heavy vault, Jimmy heads south of the border to get to know a guy who’s built himself an island out of 300,000 plastic bottles. You could say the guy’s gone overboard wit…

A neo hippie tries to rain on the Superficial Friends non-stop parade of mindless sex and partying.

Fanboy critic Harry Knowles sets out to capture the Superficial Friends and imprison them as his personal sex slaves of course. It’s low morals and high excitement in this episode …

When Lindsay Lohan burns down the Simpson clan’s home, things erupt into an all out battle royale between the Superficial Friends and Jessica Simpson.

In this ep. of the Heavy classic ‘Superficial Friends’, Paris Hilton pulls out the big guns in order to reclaim her crown of #1 in the Maxim Hot 100 from that do-gooder Jessica Alb…