Health

  1. Mutated SARS Spreads to UK from Middle East — of 10 Infected, 5 Are …

    There are just 10 known cases in the world so far, but five of those victims are dead.

    February 11, 2013
  2. New Study Proves Mixing Alcohol with Diet Soda Gets You Drunk Faster

    If you drink diet soda with your alcohol, you’re probably getting more wasted than your friends.

    February 5, 2013
  3. Israel Bans Super-Skinny Models with New Lesgislation

    Would it kill you to have a bagel?

    January 8, 2013
  4. The Top 10 Unhealthiest States in America: Best of the Worst

    The Deep South wins the coveted unhealthiest states battle, with 7 of the top (bottom?) 10 unhealthiest states falling below the Mason-Dixon line.

    December 12, 2012
  5. Woman Deemed Too Fat to Fly Dies Stranded in Hungary

    Even though she was stuck overseas, she still refused treatment from doctors there.

    November 27, 2012
  6. India Official Wants Grooms to Propose With A Toilet

    Guess Beyonce will have to change that song to “Put Some TP on it.”

    October 23, 2012
  7. Teen’s Heart Explodes After Drinking Too Much Monster Energy Drink, Sa…

    Monster will give you that boost of energy you need to get through the day… they may also cause your heart to explode.

    October 22, 2012
  8. Tourette’s Makes Woman Say ‘Biscuit’ Thousands of Times a Day

    A Tourette’s Syndrome sufferer says the disorder has left her with one unusual symptom — repeating the word “biscuit” every minute, all day, every day.

    September 29, 2012
  9. Gaming is Good for You

    Finally, science is backing up all those years of arguing that video games can be a “healthy and productive” activity. In your face, mom!

    April 6, 2012
  10. Sensual CPR Instructions

    Learning the proper CPR techniques to keep a victim’s nipples hard and ensure they get ample Capri-Sun refreshment is no laughing matter. Let us illustrate…

    February 17, 2012
  11. The Master Cleanse

    In this short, a young couple discovers that relationships are like the human body, sometimes they just need a bit of a flush to get all the toxins out.

    January 5, 2012
  12. The Gentleman’s Guide to Amputation

    There’s no better way to impress your friends and look like a real man’s man than with some good ol’ fashioned 19th century surgery.

    December 14, 2011
  13. Spotlight: Cover Love

    How do we even start to cover the covers? Maybe with some connections: Dirty Beaches does Johnny Cash — Cash does Nine Inch Nails — Reznor & Karen O do Zeppelin — it just goes o…

    September 15, 2011
  14. The 20 Awesomest Beer Bellies

    Few physical features on a man command such awe as the beer belly. What these men lack in overall health, they make up for in commitment and dedication – a dedication to beer.

    March 10, 2011
  15. Health “We Are Water”

    How did we miss this awesome new video by Eric Wareheim for Los Angeles noise-rock band Health? It’s got everything we love: girls and blood.

    July 7, 2010