Halloween

The Halloween-costume wearing jarhead apparently thought the disabled Army vet was wearing a costume, too.

Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Zombie Halloween costumes are dangerous. It’s completely played out and boring. You can do better.

No cause for alarm, just a baby in a robo alien power loader costume.

a 17 year-old boy is in critical condition after he was shot during a Halloween party last night. Two other people were injured during the shooting but are stable.

The woman beater is also a racist. Anyone surprised?

Halloween is over and it’s time to send that gourd back to the pumpkin patch of hell from whence it came.

First she unearthed coffins, and now a 200-year-old skeleton. Sandy is seriously morbid b*tch.

Same party as last year and the same party as next year. Enjoy that overpriced zombie punch.

Don’t let a candy con artist take advantage of you again this year. Being left with a sack full of raisins is just embarrassing.

In the most morbid image to come out of Hurricane Sandy, coffins emerge from a Maryland cemetery.

“Hey, baby! You’re gonna die! Groovy, yeah!”

Halloween time means scary movie time, and here are five remakes that actually did their predecessors proud.