Government

  1. Defense Memo Gives 20 Benefits to Same Sex Couples [DOCUMENT]

    “Discrimination based on sexual orientation has no place in the Department of Defense.”

    February 11, 2013
  2. Maryland Bill Lets Cops Track Your Cell Phone with NO WARRANT

    All those sniffing dogs are about to be out of a job.

    February 6, 2013
  3. Postal Service to Scrap Saturday Delivery to Save $2 Billion a Year

    The Postal Service loses $36 million a day.

    February 6, 2013
  4. The Office Created to Close Guantanamo … is Closed

    Not the best news on the whole America-doesn’t-torture-people front.

    January 29, 2013
  5. Obama’s Pick Will Put Stupid Scribbles on Every New Dollar Bill

    Jacob J. Lew tries to get a pen to work instead of signing his name.

    January 10, 2013
  6. Arizona Law Would Outlaw Fake Facebook & Twitter Accounts

    I guess it is time to retire all those fake One Direction accounts I have been creating/curating…

    January 3, 2013
  7. Study Finds No Clear Link between Ground Zero Dust and Cancer

    “Really? I know a few widows who would disagree with these findings,” tweeted one incredulous Twitter user.

    December 18, 2012
  8. Mom High on PCP Cuts Off 2-Year-Old Son’s Head & Freezes It

    The state granted the mother custody just five months prior.

    December 4, 2012
  9. How Pot Can Save Our Nation (Graphs)

    It’s time to federally regulate pot, and reap the greenbacks.

    November 18, 2012
  10. Susan Rice Not Qualified for Secretary of State: Top 10 Facts You Need…

    Most criticized for her comments on the Benghazi attack, many Republican GOP senators will not back up the decision to make Susan Rice Secretary of State.

    November 15, 2012
  11. Former Senator Arlen Specter, 82, Dead

    The former PA senator has finally succumbed to his battle with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.

    October 14, 2012
  12. R. Kelly Pisses On I.R.S., Now Owes $6.2 Million to Uncle Sam

    R. Kelly is going to wish he could fly when the I.R.S. comes a knocking.

    September 9, 2012