Somethings should never exist for the better of mankind. And a musical love letter to Facebook is one of them. Your ears are about to hate you.

Fell asleep in English class and missed that lesson of “you’re vs. your”? Mac Lethal is here to re-educate you, and he may call you an idiot in the process.

Tenacious D are in search of their daily fruit fix, the low hanging kind in fact. And they’re not looking for the sort of fruit that grows on trees, if you know what I mean (psst, they’re talking about sex).

Sorry ladies, your boyfriend will be unavailable for the next few months. Diablo III hopes that you understand.

If there’s anything that Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It” was missing way back in 1984 it was a heavy influence of trumpet and sombreros. Good to see the fellas finally elevated the song to what it was truly capable of.

He’s the mysterious figure hanging in the wings of the stage or behind the tour bus talking to the groupies. He’s the roadie – and Danny McBride embraces the myth of this unsung hero of rock.

Brian McKnight, you never seem to amaze us. From setting the perfect mood at middle school dances to educating the women of the world on the inner workings of their lady parts, you truly are a Renaissance man.

Like a Phoenix rising up from the ashes, the D is back and about to lay down some metal on the critics who thought they were dead and buried.

Nathan Barnatt gives us his tribute to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and in all their forms. Bonus: April O’Neal rockin’ the hot yellow jumpsuit and white high-tops!

You look at pancakes in a whole different light when they’re spitting the rhymes of Biggie.