Funny Commercials

Volkswagen rolls out their Super Bowl ad a little early and keeps their Star Wars theme from last year running with a canine tribute.

Slice through thick steaks, frozen chicken breasts and pesky telephone lines with ease, with the all new Murder Knife. Good for just about anything and everything… just not murde…

Every time you leave your dog alone you’re putting them through psychological torture that makes a Viet Cong prison camp look like Club Med. Soothe their delicate ears with this co…

History would have you believe that pizza came from Italy – not true, my friends. Pizza actually came to Earth in boomerang form from a god on some distant planet. Believe it!

Some people will never understand sports fans. I mean c’mon, what’s so strange about eating a chest hair sandwich?

Everyone is welcome at Zhannah’s, black, white, brown, green… just no invisible people. And kids always eat free… except invisible kids.

Mother’s Brewing Company reenacts the opening of Lavern & Shirley. What the hell is Lavern & Shirley, you ask? Wikipedia, n00bs.

Still looking for that last minute gift for the d-bag on your list who has everything? We’ve got you covered with a piece of crap so great it has to be seen to be believed.

I’m not sure why or when these commercials were made (the quality is pretty terrible) but if there’s anybody who knows about cheep, classic American beer, it’s “Frank the tank”. We…

I think this is an ad for bottled water, but all I can think about is how much I want to train a goldfish to go through mazes to the sound of 80s montage music.

For when a man wants to feel like a man, but doesn’t want the calories. Same great whiskey taste, same poor life decisions to follow.

Apparently while America is stuck with obese whiny kids, Russia’s Burger Kings have unicorns, djs and booty shaking ballerinas. I feel so cheated.

Don’t be a square and condemn your children to eternal hellfire by buying them another Xbox. Pick up the iBle! The 21st century friendly holy book, with all new additions from toda…

You know that you don’t need that broke-ass printer, so why not let Toby Jones store it for you? And at Toby’s drunk discount of $10.99 a month how could you pass up a deal so good…

Change can be a scary thing. Luckily there’s a special kind of beer to help you take comfort in those backwards beliefs you hold dear to your heart.