Funny Commercials

  1. Dubstep HoverCat is the Future

    People normally fall into one of two categories: cat people or dog people. As great as man’s best friend is, let me ask you this, “Can your dog hover in midair?”

    June 13, 2012
  2. Silence Your Crying Children with Nap Time

    Let’s face it, kids suck. That constant crying is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of watching TV or doing “adult stuff”. Luckily, there’s a new product on the market to put a cork in those cry holes of theirs.

    June 7, 2012
  3. Pine-Sol Prankster

    That overzealous Pine-Sol lady just became scarier than the creepy Burger King dude with the giant plastic head.

    June 7, 2012
  4. Gatorade Buzz

    It’s about time science figured out a way to fuse together unhealthy quantities of booze and the thirst quenching refreshment of mass marketed sports drinks.

    May 25, 2012
  5. This Guy is Way Too Excited About Hot Pockets

    I get that a pitchman is supposed to be excited about the product, but this guy is about to 1-up the late Billy Mays. Has Hot Pockets recently started injecting speed into their nuclear cheese abominations?

    May 24, 2012
  6. Put an End to Cat Boredom

    There’s a CATastrosphe throughout the country that can no longer be ignored: cat boredom. Learn the warning signs, seek help, and get your cat mildly interested in you again.

    May 23, 2012
  7. Ba’noodle Dub

    A deadly, razor sharp wire wrapped in ba’noodle “technology” that will help me stay fatter longer AND aid me with disposal of a body – sold!

    May 22, 2012
  8. Cat Toast

    I thought that I at least had a general idea of how energy drinks were made. I was wrong, oh so very, very wrong…

    May 18, 2012
  9. Pizza Hut’s F*ck You Pizza

    Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining order against you.

    May 17, 2012
  10. Twisted Sister’s Mariachi Style of “We’re Not Gonna Take It”

    If there’s anything that Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It” was missing way back in 1984 it was a heavy influence of trumpet and sombreros. Good to see the fellas finally elevated the song to what it was truly capable of.

    May 9, 2012
  11. Wookie Bath

    Feel like watching a couple of hot girls give Chewbacca a bubble bath? Of course you do, what else were you planning to do today, be productive? Stop kidding yourself.

    May 8, 2012