We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Diablo III demonstrates her seduction techniques, hermit crabs rave their shells off, and a slinky goes on an epic quest.

It’s about time science figured out a way to fuse together unhealthy quantities of booze and the thirst quenching refreshment of mass marketed sports drinks.

I get that a pitchman is supposed to be excited about the product, but this guy is about to 1-up the late Billy Mays. Has Hot Pockets recently started injecting speed into their nuclear cheese abominations?

There’s a CATastrosphe throughout the country that can no longer be ignored: cat boredom. Learn the warning signs, seek help, and get your cat mildly interested in you again.

A deadly, razor sharp wire wrapped in ba’noodle “technology” that will help me stay fatter longer AND aid me with disposal of a body – sold!

I thought that I at least had a general idea of how energy drinks were made. I was wrong, oh so very, very wrong…

Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining order against you.

The art of arranging dead animals into unusual poses isn’t something everyone has a knack for. Maybe you’d like that large mouth bass you hooked last Summer to have some nipples. Buck Shot Taxidermy is here to help and they won’t judge your weird fetish, you dead animal loving weirdo.

If there’s anything that Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It” was missing way back in 1984 it was a heavy influence of trumpet and sombreros. Good to see the fellas finally elevated the song to what it was truly capable of.

Feel like watching a couple of hot girls give Chewbacca a bubble bath? Of course you do, what else were you planning to do today, be productive? Stop kidding yourself.