Football
Brett Favre and Jenn Sterger: A 21st Century Romance
Brett Favre just learned that sending cell phone pics of his dinger to a girl isn’t very romantic. We teach him how to win a girl’s heart.
comedy
August 5, 2010CommentHot Girls With Footballs
It doesn’t take much. If you take a hot girl and give her something guys are even vaguely interested in, that girl instantly becomes hotter. It’s science. Check out these hotties w…
action
July 29, 2010Vince Young: Lord Protector Of Texas
Over the weekend, late at night, Vince Young, the quarterback for the Tennessee Titans, found himself, as so many noblemen have, in a strip club. Next: chaos.
comedy
June 14, 2010Backbreaker Trailer
Watch the trailer for Backbreaker, an upcoming football game for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 that employs the revolutionary Euphoria physics engine.
games
May 29, 2010Why Did Brian Cushing Fail His Drug Test?
The reigning NFL defensive rookie of the year, Brian Cushing of the Houston Texans, was recently stripped of his award when it was announced that he had tested positive for a banne…
comedy
May 14, 2010Heavy’s 2010 NFL Draft Diary
The NFL Draft is over – let’s do a minute-by-minute analysis of the carnage and see what next season’s going to look like.
action
April 22, 20102010 NFL Draft Guide
Looking for a guide to the NFL draft but hate how they focus on meaningless statistics like “yards after catch” and not useful data like “How many guys did this guy stab in college…
comedy
April 22, 2010Top 10 Worthless Sports Teams Of The Decade
This decade has seen a lot of worthless teams stumble and fumble their way out of our hearts and into our toilets, and so coming up with the ten most worthless teams of the decade …
action
December 23, 2009Which NFL Star Will Be Arrested Next?
With Michael Vick apparently on the road to redemption – a road littered with the corpses of dogs who had the misfortune of not being championship caliber in Vick’s ad hoc World Do…
comedy
November 27, 2009Trainwreck 100: Plaxico Burress
Athletics is a fine avocation for a total trainwreck – no matter how horrible a human being you may be, it’s all forgiven when you throw a game-winning pass or slam a home run ov…
comedy
November 12, 20095 Things That Make Me Proud To Be An American This Week
Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. This week: flamingos, the Dodge Challenger, the Virgin Islands and more.
comedy
September 4, 2009