Football

  1. Brett Favre and Jenn Sterger: A 21st Century Romance

    Brett Favre just learned that sending cell phone pics of his dinger to a girl isn’t very romantic. We teach him how to win a girl’s heart.

    August 5, 2010
  2. Hot Girls With Footballs

    It doesn’t take much. If you take a hot girl and give her something guys are even vaguely interested in, that girl instantly becomes hotter. It’s science. Check out these hotties w…

    July 29, 2010
  3. Vince Young: Lord Protector Of Texas

    Over the weekend, late at night, Vince Young, the quarterback for the Tennessee Titans, found himself, as so many noblemen have, in a strip club. Next: chaos.

    June 14, 2010
  4. Backbreaker Trailer

    Watch the trailer for Backbreaker, an upcoming football game for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 that employs the revolutionary Euphoria physics engine.

    May 29, 2010
  5. Why Did Brian Cushing Fail His Drug Test?

    The reigning NFL defensive rookie of the year, Brian Cushing of the Houston Texans, was recently stripped of his award when it was announced that he had tested positive for a banne…

    May 14, 2010
  6. Heavy’s 2010 NFL Draft Diary

    The NFL Draft is over – let’s do a minute-by-minute analysis of the carnage and see what next season’s going to look like.

    April 22, 2010
  7. 2010 NFL Draft Guide

    Looking for a guide to the NFL draft but hate how they focus on meaningless statistics like “yards after catch” and not useful data like “How many guys did this guy stab in college…

    April 22, 2010
  8. Top 10 Worthless Sports Teams Of The Decade

    This decade has seen a lot of worthless teams stumble and fumble their way out of our hearts and into our toilets, and so coming up with the ten most worthless teams of the decade …

    December 23, 2009
  9. Which NFL Star Will Be Arrested Next?

    With Michael Vick apparently on the road to redemption – a road littered with the corpses of dogs who had the misfortune of not being championship caliber in Vick’s ad hoc World Do…

    November 27, 2009
  10. Trainwreck 100: Plaxico Burress

    Athletics is a fine avocation for a total trainwreck – no matter how horrible a human being you may be, it’s all forgiven when you throw a game-winning pass or slam a home run ov…

    November 12, 2009
  11. 5 Things That Make Me Proud To Be An American This Week

    Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. This week: flamingos, the Dodge Challenger, the Virgin Islands and more.

    September 4, 2009