Football
LSU ‘Honey Badger’ Tyrann Mathieu Busted for Marijuana
The Honey Badger might give a sh*t this time.
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October 25, 2012CommentTim Tebow Copyrights ‘Tebowing’ to Keep For Himself
Wanna make money from “tebowing?” Now you don’t have a prayer.
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October 19, 2012Steelers Rookie Nose Tackle Alameda Ta’amu Arrested in Drunken Melee
Guess when you hit the big leagues, it’s time to party when your team has a day off.
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October 15, 2012Larry Johnson, Ex-NFL RB, Allegedly Strangled His Ex-Girlfriend
Larry Johnson is not a good person. Please be aware that this is the football player and not the beloved basketball player. Grandmama still rules.
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October 6, 2012220-Pound Teacher Gets His Ass Kicked by 6-Year-Old & Sues the City
A 6-year-old “devil” kicked a ginormous teacher’s ass and broke his ankle. Now the big baby is suing the city.
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October 1, 2012NFL Ends Lockout: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
The NFL finally reached an agreement to end the three-week-long lockout.
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September 27, 2012NFL Referee Lockout: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
The referee lockout is destroying players, gamblers, and the sport of football. Find out how we got in this mess and what the effects have truly been.
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September 25, 2012Jay Cutler Smokin’: 10 Photos of the I-Give-No-Sh*t Quarterback Suckin…
Jay Cutler is the Honey Badger of the NFL. He don’t give a sh*t.
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September 19, 2012Kid Who Scores 10 Touchdowns on 18th Birthday Just Wants to Go to Bed
Thomas Tyner ran for 640 yards in the win.
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September 17, 2012Suck it, Tebowing: Top 10 Pics of People Griffining
This is the first time the Redskins have had anything to be proud of since 1999.
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September 13, 2012The Great Bacon Barter: Meat Kills Money for a Better America
Bacon > money.
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September 11, 2012The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the AFC East
Cheerleaders root for football, we here at Heavy root for cheerleaders. It’s like totally meta. Get your ogling goggles ready for the cheerl…
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September 11, 2012The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the AFC North
Only 50% of the teams in the AFC North division have cheerleaders. Lame! But luckily, the other 50% is the cream of the crop! Enjoy Heavies!
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September 10, 2012Devon Walker: Surgery Stabilizes Spine of Tulane Player with Broken Ne…
There’s some encouraging news for the player injured in a horrific helmet-to-helmet crash with a teammate.
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September 9, 2012Tulane Player Breaks Neck in Helmet-To-Helmet Collision
Devon Walker survived a helmet-to-helmet collision that also collapsed his lung.
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