Food

  1. Picture Of The Day: Farenheit 450

    The little-known prequel to Ray Bradbury’s dystopian sci-fi classic.

    May 14, 2010
  2. Will They Build It: Cold Stone Disaster

    The demented geniuses over at Will They Build It take their show to Cold Stone Creamery to see if they can get a sundae with absolutely everything on the menu.

    May 11, 2010
  3. Free Game Of The Day: Sushi Cat

    Sushi Cat is hungry. Help him gobble up as much sushi as he possibly can and get fatter and fatter. Because fat cats is good eatin’. Enjoy this fun free game.

    May 4, 2010
  4. Attack Of The Cupcake Cannon

    Is there anything better than watching people get blasted in the face with high-speed cupcakes in slow motion? Anything legal, that is?

    May 1, 2010
  5. Picture Of The Day: Cake Of The Day

    I know what I’m doing for my birthday. The only question is where to put the candles?

    April 11, 2010
  6. The Simpsons: Skipping Breakfast

    The family tries to get out of eating healthy cereal. From Season 12 of The Simpsons, now available on DVD.

    March 21, 2010
  7. Family Guy: Chef Stewie

    Stewie runs a tight kitchen. From Family Guy Volume 6, now available on DVD.

    March 17, 2010
  8. Simply Sara: Wanda’s Macaroni Salad

    Simply Sara is one of the 20 Worst Internet Losers for being a giant tub of lard that teaches you how to make insanely unhealthy food. Here’s her 7000-calorie recipe for Macaroni S…

    February 12, 2010
  9. Ridiculous Idea Of The Week: Competitive Eating

    I can’t believe that competitive eating is actually a sport. Heck, it’s on ESPN and everything! What started as a bunch of portly dudes going belly-to-belly has become a worldwide …

    February 2, 2010
  10. Thanksgiving Feast Of The Damned: Recipes From Your Favorite Brands

    Thanksgiving is a time for friends and family, for gathering around the table and making a big fat hog of yourself on turkey, candied yams, green beans, stuffing, and all that othe…

    November 25, 2009
  11. What Is America’s Sexiest Sandwich?

    Here at Heavy.com, we have questions. And we answer those questions with science. So when I sat bolt upright in bed a few weeks ago, mouth dry and dripping in a cold sweat, with on…

    November 9, 2009