1. Paula Deen Sued After Serving Up Too-Salty Videotape

    Southern cooking diva Paula Deen can seem like a sweet little Southern lady, but her foul language on a blooper tape is opening some eyes.

    September 22, 2012
  2. Japanese Man Cooks Own Penis & Testicles & Serves them with Mushrooms & Garlic

    A Japanese man who strangely served up his genitals to a group of discerning foodies could be facing time for exposing his junk to the public.

    September 20, 2012
  3. WATCH: ‘Popinator’ Hears Voice & Shoots Popcorn Right into Your Mouth

    You know who else had their own version of The Popinator? Skynet.

    September 20, 2012
  4. Priest Made Kids Lick Whipped Cream Off His Knees

    “It’s just like going to Denny’s except instead of two scoops ice cream it’s two scoops of priest!” — priest to kids

    September 20, 2012
  5. Psycho Smashes Car through KFC That Won’t Sell Him Chicken Bucket

    Apparently KFC really is “finger lickin’ good” and people get REALLY upset when they’re denied their fried chicken. This man completely flew the coop.

    September 20, 2012
  6. California Chef Slow Cooks His Wife for 4 Days

    My guess is that his restaurant lost its Zagat rating.

    September 19, 2012
  7. Top 10 Most F**ked-Up Fast Food Items in the World

    Vegetarians should probably look away…

    September 13, 2012
  8. Mind-Blowing Proof You’ve Been Eating Tic Tacs Wrong Your Whole Life

    You’ve been eating Tic Tacs wrong your whole freaking life. Prepare yourself to feel like an idiot.

    August 28, 2012
  9. Mind-Blowing Proof You’ve Been Eating Ketchup Wrong Your Whole Life

    No one ever told us how to use those cups. This will blow your mind.

    August 20, 2012
  10. ‘Death Wish’ Coffee is Like Meth in the Form of Beans

    It’s “the responsible coffee company with an irresponsible product.”

    August 2, 2012
  11. Don’t Believe the Hype, Laptops Are Not Food

    Believe it or not, science has proven that laptops provide absolutely zero nutritional value. Don’t eat your laptop, try these delicious alternatives instead.

    July 23, 2012
  12. ‘Black Widow’ Sonya Thomas Eats 45 Hotdogs in 10 Minutes in New World Record

    At the Nathan’s Famous Hotdog Eating Contest, Sonya Thomas set a world record by shoving 45 hotdogs into her face. Disgusting or hot? You decide.

    July 4, 2012
  13. This Guy is Way Too Excited About Hot Pockets

    I get that a pitchman is supposed to be excited about the product, but this guy is about to 1-up the late Billy Mays. Has Hot Pockets recently started injecting speed into their nuclear cheese abominations?

    May 24, 2012
  14. Pizza Hut’s F*ck You Pizza

    Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining order against you.

    May 17, 2012