1. Angry Customer Finds Subway Footlong Sandwich Comes Up Inch Short

    The guy has a point–it’s not like it’s called “the five dollar almost footlong.”

    January 18, 2013
  2. Charge: Woman Kills Boyfriend’s 2-Year-Old Daughter with CHILI POWDER

    It should go without saying, but do NOT punish your child with large doses of chili powder.

    January 8, 2013
  3. FOOD PORN: Professional Eater Downs Denny’s Hobbit Menu in 20 Minutes

    But you’ll notice, he orders a water instead of a soda. Can’t afford any extra calories, you know.

    December 30, 2012
  4. Pizza Hut Continues Its Quest to Give All of America Heart Attacks

    Mmmmm, mmmm, that is some tasty heart disease.

    December 21, 2012
  5. WATCH: Daym Drops Reviews McRib For Jimmy Fallon

    Daym Drops was contracted by Jimmy Fallon to take on the McRib. See what the fast food critic had to say, and if the sandwich lives up to the hype.

    December 20, 2012
  6. Man Finds Jesus on a Tortilla, Goes on Scratch-Ticket Winning Streak

    San Antonio native Rene Cantu has found Jesus on a Tortilla, and for him life will never be the same.

    December 18, 2012
  7. Kim Kardashian Starts a Riot in Bahrain; Protesters Get Teargassed

    Some cultures just don’t understand the merits of porn, plastic surgery and ginormous asses.

    December 1, 2012
  8. The Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving is Evil

    Think Thanksgiving is all about family and turkey? Well, you thought wrong! Find out why it’s the devil’s favorite holiday.

    November 22, 2012
  9. Top 10 Awesomest Turduckens

    Sometimes shoving a duck into a chicken into a turkey just isn’t enough. This post honors those who go above and beyond.

    November 21, 2012
  10. Twinkies Survive as Hostess, Bakers Union Enter Mediation

    Those 12 cases of Twinkies you hoarded are suddenly looking like a bad idea.

    November 19, 2012
  11. VIDEO: Don’t Even Ask Chris Christie What He Thinks About Twinkies

    New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ain’t playing that game. And don’t ask him about Devil Dogs, either.

    November 18, 2012
  12. R.I.P. Twinkies, Yellow Snack Cakes Go Extinct

    Let us bid farewell to our little yellow, squishy, cream filled friend.

    November 16, 2012
  13. ‘Fat Blocking’ Pepsi Hits Stores in Japan

    A new soda advertising to actually help you lose weight hits stores in Japan

    November 14, 2012
  14. KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time

    You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.

    November 13, 2012
  15. Top 10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin

    Pumpkins are to fall what bacon is to every other month. From bongs to kegs, here are the 10 most badass things to do with a pumpkin.

    October 24, 2012