1. Hit & Run & Eat: Roadkill for Dinner Now Legal in Montana

    Yum. Montana law makes it legal to eat roadkill.

    February 26, 2013
  2. Cops Engage in High-Speed Chase of Doughnut Truck

    Get it? Cops love doughnuts.

    February 14, 2013
  3. Hey Potheads, Lays Now Has Chicken and Waffles Flavored Chips!

    Tough news for people pulling for the leftover Chinese food and Subway water flavors.

    February 13, 2013
  4. Pitchman for Heart Attack Grill Dies of Heart Attack

    It’s so ridiculous it must to be true.

    February 12, 2013
  5. 100% Horse Meat Found in Findus Beef Lasagna

    Like Garfield once said, “Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of ponies.”

    February 7, 2013
  6. 20 WTF Food Fails That Will Ruin Any Appetite

    Mmmm, mmm, nothing hits the spot like a hot bowl of slut soup with chicken ass.

    February 5, 2013
  7. Alois Bell: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    She’s the pastor who stiffed a waitress out of a tip because she already “gives God 10 percent.” Here’s what you need to know about Alois Bell.

    February 2, 2013
  8. Wing-Eating Demigod ‘El Wingador’ Indicted on Cocaine Charges

    Isn’t cocaine supposed to suppress your appetite?

    February 1, 2013
  9. Sorry Subway Promises to Give You a Full 12 Inches

    But what about all those inches we’ll never get back?

    January 25, 2013
  10. 12 Stadiums Made of Food That Would Improve Any Super Bowl Party

    Behold the greatest stadiums constructed of salted meat and cheeses. Your Super Bowl party will no doubt pale in comparison to the high society gatherings with these mighty spreads.

    January 25, 2013
  11. 10 Horrifying Instagram Food Photos to Ruin Your Appetite

    Putting a filter on a picture of french fries is criminal. Hipsters should go to food jail.

    January 25, 2013
  12. Super Bowl Chicken Wing Prices Reach Record High Due to Bird Shortage

    The Super Bowl has become the second biggest eating day of the year, and chicken wings are the staple food for the event. So how will this affect your Super Bowl parties?

    January 24, 2013
  13. Two Men Sue Subway for Shorting Them on Footlongs

    These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!

    January 23, 2013