Food

  1. Priest Made Kids Lick Whipped Cream Off His Knees

    “It’s just like going to Denny’s except instead of two scoops ice cream it’s two scoops of priest!” — priest to kids

    September 20, 2012
  2. Psycho Smashes Car through KFC That Won’t Sell Him Chicken Bucket

    Apparently KFC really is “finger lickin’ good” and people get REALLY upset when they’re denied their fried chicken. This man completely flew the coop.

    September 20, 2012
  3. California Chef Slow Cooks His Wife for 4 Days

    My guess is that his restaurant lost its Zagat rating.

    September 19, 2012
  4. Top 10 Most F**ked-Up Fast Food Items in the World

    Vegetarians should probably look away…

    September 13, 2012
  5. Mind-Blowing Proof You’ve Been Eating Tic Tacs Wrong Your Whole Life

    You’ve been eating Tic Tacs wrong your whole freaking life. Prepare yourself to feel like an idiot.

    August 28, 2012
  6. Mind-Blowing Proof You’ve Been Eating Ketchup Wrong Your Whole Life

    No one ever told us how to use those cups. This will blow your mind.

    August 20, 2012
  7. ‘Death Wish’ Coffee is Like Meth in the Form of Beans

    It’s “the responsible coffee company with an irresponsible product.”

    August 2, 2012
  8. ‘Black Widow’ Sonya Thomas Eats 45 Hotdogs in 10 Minutes in New World …

    At the Nathan’s Famous Hotdog Eating Contest, Sonya Thomas set a world record by shoving 45 hotdogs into her face. Disgusting or hot? You decide.

    July 4, 2012
  9. This Guy is Way Too Excited About Hot Pockets

    I get that a pitchman is supposed to be excited about the product, but this guy is about to 1-up the late Billy Mays. Has Hot Pockets recently started injecting speed into their nu…

    May 24, 2012
  10. Pizza Hut’s F*ck You Pizza

    Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining …

    May 17, 2012
  11. What’s Cookin?

    You look at pancakes in a whole different light when they’re spitting the rhymes of Biggie.

    May 2, 2012
  12. The Mega Bacon Whopper

    A guy goes into a Burger King in Japan and just for the hell of it, orders a Whopper with exactly 1,050 strips of bacon. And they made it for him, for a price of around $80. They w…

    April 24, 2012
  13. Jim Gaffigan’s Tips for Eating Ice Cream

    If you haven’t been eating ice cream in the middle of the night and adding other foods, you’ve been doing it all wrong. Jim Gaffigan is here to show you how to take your ice cream …

    April 17, 2012