Food
Pizza Hut Continues Its Quest to Give All of America Heart Attacks
Mmmmm, mmmm, that is some tasty heart disease.
comedy
December 21, 2012CommentWATCH: Daym Drops Reviews McRib For Jimmy Fallon
Daym Drops was contracted by Jimmy Fallon to take on the McRib. See what the fast food critic had to say, and if the sandwich lives up to the hype.
comedy
December 20, 2012Man Finds Jesus on a Tortilla, Goes on Scratch-Ticket Winning Streak
San Antonio native Rene Cantu has found Jesus on a Tortilla, and for him life will never be the same.
news
December 18, 2012Kim Kardashian Starts a Riot in Bahrain; Protesters Get Teargassed
Some cultures just don’t understand the merits of porn, plastic surgery and ginormous asses.
news
December 1, 2012The Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving is Evil
Think Thanksgiving is all about family and turkey? Well, you thought wrong! Find out why it’s the devil’s favorite holiday.
comedy
November 22, 2012Top 10 Awesomest Turduckens
Sometimes shoving a duck into a chicken into a turkey just isn’t enough. This post honors those who go above and beyond.
comedy
November 21, 2012Twinkies Survive as Hostess, Bakers Union Enter Mediation
Those 12 cases of Twinkies you hoarded are suddenly looking like a bad idea.
news
November 19, 2012VIDEO: Don’t Even Ask Chris Christie What He Thinks About Twinkies
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ain’t playing that game. And don’t ask him about Devil Dogs, either.
news
November 18, 2012R.I.P. Twinkies, Yellow Snack Cakes Go Extinct
Let us bid farewell to our little yellow, squishy, cream filled friend.
comedy
November 16, 2012‘Fat Blocking’ Pepsi Hits Stores in Japan
A new soda advertising to actually help you lose weight hits stores in Japan
news
November 14, 2012KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time
You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.
comedy
November 13, 2012Top 10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin
Pumpkins are to fall what bacon is to every other month. From bongs to kegs, here are the 10 most badass things to do with a pumpkin.
comedy
October 24, 2012Teen Buys Bottle of Mountain Dew Filled with Whiskey
It’s debatable which substance is more harmful to a growing boy.
news
October 22, 2012Couple Have Sex on Restaurant Table; Dude Busted for Not Paying Bill
I wonder what health rating that restaurant is going to get during their next review…
news
October 17, 2012Snoop Dogg is Now Rapping About Hot Pockets ‘Pocket Like It’s Hot’
You must be really high if you’ve decide to release a song about Hot Pockets.
comedy
October 16, 2012