Food

Get it? Cops love doughnuts.

Tough news for people pulling for the leftover Chinese food and Subway water flavors.

It’s so ridiculous it must to be true.

Like Garfield once said, “Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of ponies.”

Mmmm, mmm, nothing hits the spot like a hot bowl of slut soup with chicken ass.

She’s the pastor who stiffed a waitress out of a tip because she already “gives God 10 percent.” Here’s what you need to know about Alois Bell.

Isn’t cocaine supposed to suppress your appetite?

But what about all those inches we’ll never get back?

Behold the greatest stadiums constructed of salted meat and cheeses. Your Super Bowl party will no doubt pale in comparison to the high society gatherings with these mighty spread…

Putting a filter on a picture of french fries is criminal. Hipsters should go to food jail.

The Super Bowl has become the second biggest eating day of the year, and chicken wings are the staple food for the event. So how will this affect your Super Bowl parties?

These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!

The guy has a point–it’s not like it’s called “the five dollar almost footlong.”

It should go without saying, but do NOT punish your child with large doses of chili powder.

But you’ll notice, he orders a water instead of a soda. Can’t afford any extra calories, you know.