Florida
Conan to Florida: Don’t F**k it Up This Time
Once again, Florida could decide the election. Luckily, the state is full of mentally sane people capable of making an informed vote. Just kidding, we’re screwed!
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October 23, 2012CommentJoe Biden is a Boss
Joe Biden is a boss. You listen to what Joe Biden has to say because Joe Biden won’t say it again. Joe Biden know how all the ladies like to get down.
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October 20, 2012Couple Have Sex on Restaurant Table; Dude Busted for Not Paying Bill
I wonder what health rating that restaurant is going to get during their next review…
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October 17, 2012Lady Arrested for Calling 911 to Thank Cop for Sandwich
In her defense, it was a ridiculously good sandwich.
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October 16, 2012A Huge Eyeball the Size of a Grapefruit Found Along Florida Beach
What the? What is this or better yet, what the heck did this belong to?
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October 12, 2012Florida Governor Gives Out Phone Sex Number Instead of Meningitis Hotl…
In wake of the recent meningitis outbreaks, what better of a cure?
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October 11, 2012Ride ‘Em, Sea-Cowgirl! Woman Wanted for Riding Manatee
Authorities are conducting a manhunt for a rogue manatee rider in Florida.
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October 3, 2012Cops Bust Man for Shooting Load of Dish Soap into Girlfriend’s Pottymo…
Someone has been watching too many Old Spice commercials…
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September 27, 2012Teen Shoots Off Penis & 1 Testicle While Cleaning Gun
First rule of gun safety: Always aim the barrel AWAY from your junk.
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September 10, 2012Man Who Waterboarded Girlfriend with Root Beer Gets Life Sentence
It’s a rare case of a soft drink used for cruel and unusual punishment.
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September 5, 2012Wanna Watch a Girl Get a Tattoo on Her Butt Hole?
Esteemed love psychic Jill Dahne predicts it’s the new trend: butt hole tattoos.
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August 14, 2012Scientists Carve Up Florida’s Biggest Python & Pull Out 87 Eggs!
Scientists carved open the longest Burmese python snake ever caught in Florida and found a record 87 eggs in its belly. Yuck!
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August 13, 2012Reminder: Tickets for UFC on FX: Johnson vs. McCall On Sale This Week
Tickets for the UFC’s return to the Sunshine State go on sale Wednesday to UFC Fight Club members, Thursday to UFC newsletter subscribers and Friday to the general public. UFC on F…
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April 11, 2012