Fast Food

These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!

Daym Drops was contracted by Jimmy Fallon to take on the McRib. See what the fast food critic had to say, and if the sandwich lives up to the hype.

The Deep South wins the coveted unhealthiest states battle, with 7 of the top (bottom?) 10 unhealthiest states falling below the Mason-Dixon line.

Relax, the fine establishments are still open for business.

Pizza Hut is rolling out insane new items nearly everyday now, but they’re not available in the U.S. We’re digging into this cheese covered conspiracy.

Vegetarians should probably look away…

No one ever told us how to use those cups. This will blow your mind.

“It’s not an official french fry unless it bites back.” All my life I’ve apparently been eating unofficial fries.

Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!

Colonel Sanders and his Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants don’t care if you’re gay or straight, just as long as you shove their chicken down your piehole.

Yes, you’ve officially freaked out the chick working the drive-thru window with your floating cup black magic, but you’re still not getting any extra nuggets.

Singing your order to the girl at the Sonic drive-In is almost a sure fire way to get a phone number. $10 says this dude at least scored extra cheese on those tater tots.

There seems to be a running theme when it comes to a certain American fast food chain, and this commercial spoof just hit the nail on the head.

Some people would consider you a dick if you went around throwing food at complete strangers. Chuck prefers to think of himself as more of a burger hurling humanitarian.

Magic gets a bad wrap, but if you can trick drive-thru employees into thinking your money has levitating powers, well, that’s pretty damn cool.