Fail

Steve Jobs would never grovel like this.

We’ve cooked up an Awesomest Guide with the epic, the fail and everything weird regarding catapults. Strap in, put on your helmet, and get launched.

September is coming to a close, so you know what that means… time to roll out the fail reel.

The 20 Worst IDs and Licenses Ever. We’re not kidding around, things get pretty bad. You’ve been warned.

“Pour some sugar on me.” Nope, scratch that. Somebody get an ice pack instead.

Redneck karaoke is the mix of amateur singing and Colt 45. The hardest part? The reading.

Want to reduce an entire musical genre to a steaming pile of corporate goo? Incorporate it into an employee training video. R.I.P. Hip-hop.

We’re sure that Gary has a perfectly logical excuse for impregnating his girlfriend’s daddy-momma’s cousin. The 10 worst screenshots in Maury history.

BREAKING NEWS AT 10: Cankle outbreak, squirrell porn and an overall epidemic of fail to show just how idiotic your local news station really is.

The highways and interstates of America are covered with thousands of billboards offering quality products and services, and in this case, lots of fail and wtf.

Lot of pervs on the Feud, over 35 years worth actually. Flashlights in butts, naked grandmas, young girls pants… game shows have never been so inappropriate.

There may not be an honest politician in all of Washington, but there’s also apparently a severe lack of combs and mirrors as well. Comb overs, hair plugs, bad toupees – it’s about…

Finally, the real purpose of home security cameras has been realized – catching local kids plowing face first into mailboxes.

And thus the transformation of American of shallowness and stupidity is almost complete.

It’s going to be bumpy ride to matrimony when your walk down the aisle involves fist fights, dog humping, and Juggalos.