What can you expect in a month long compilation of August fail? Ten minutes worth of bumps, bruises, falls, wipe outs and all around pure jackass behavior, of course.

I somehow doubt Locomotive Curt has ever experienced any of the things he raps about. Still, the guy is about to get rich or at least winded trying.

The jungle gym, the seesaw, the merry go round and of course the infamous swing set – all perfect hotbeds for fail to rear its ugly head.

A safety car is supposed to limit the speed of cars on a racetrack in the case of a caution, but every now and then, a safety car becomes a danger car.

Some people think that the elderly have no value in society, that couldn’t be more wrong. They make perfectly good fireworks launching pads.

We’ve all seen the standard skateboarding fail compilation videos: dude attempts trick, lands hard, screams in pain, repeat. But when you throw in some ultra slow-mo photography, those sidewalk slams sting just a little bit extra.

This year’s X Games presented the first ever Women’s Motor X Enduro race. While these women could undoubtedly beat 99% of riders out there, it wasn’t the finest hour for the sport.

There’s nothing quite like watching a chick wipe out in a two-piece. Here’s another dose of summer time fail: bikini edition.