Fail

“Pour some sugar on me.” Nope, scratch that. Somebody get an ice pack instead.

Redneck karaoke is the mix of amateur singing and Colt 45. The hardest part? The reading.

Want to reduce an entire musical genre to a steaming pile of corporate goo? Incorporate it into an employee training video. R.I.P. Hip-hop.

We’re sure that Gary has a perfectly logical excuse for impregnating his girlfriend’s daddy-momma’s cousin. The 10 worst screenshots in Maury history.

BREAKING NEWS AT 10: Cankle outbreak, squirrell porn and an overall epidemic of fail to show just how idiotic your local news station really is.

The highways and interstates of America are covered with thousands of billboards offering quality products and services, and in this case, lots of fail and wtf.

Lot of pervs on the Feud, over 35 years worth actually. Flashlights in butts, naked grandmas, young girls pants… game shows have never been so inappropriate.

There may not be an honest politician in all of Washington, but there’s also apparently a severe lack of combs and mirrors as well. Comb overs, hair plugs, bad toupees – it’s about…

Finally, the real purpose of home security cameras has been realized – catching local kids plowing face first into mailboxes.

And thus the transformation of American of shallowness and stupidity is almost complete.

It’s going to be bumpy ride to matrimony when your walk down the aisle involves fist fights, dog humping, and Juggalos.

China’s overcrowded beaches have spawned a new piece of face fashion, The Face-Kini, and it’s the most terrifying sun protectant ever.

There’s a lot of fail out there in the world and if you’re not looking for it, it can be gone in a flash. Thankfully, we have GIFs to relive that embarrassment over, and over, and …

Mt. Dew’s “Dub the Dew” campaign is blowing up in their face. Here’s a list of names you won’t be seeing on any dirty Dew cans anytime soon.

The Internet was another gold mine of comedy this week with TLC lowering the intelligence bar another notch, puppies acting like killer sharks, and Will Ferrell being Will Ferrell.