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  1. Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being cliches to become parodies of cliches, which is just all sorts of weird…

    December 1, 2009
  2. Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

    November 30, 2009
  3. Yes, it is Ninja Day on Heavy, thank you for asking. But despite their reputation for being the greatest ass-kickers the world has ever known, I regret to have to inform you that not every ninja is awesome. In fact, some ninjas just plain suck ass…

    November 25, 2009
  4. Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being clichés to become parodies of clichés, which i…

    November 17, 2009
  5. Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

    November 16, 2009
  6. There’s nothing that takes your mind off of a five-car pile up on the freeway like a good comedy. I guess that isn’t true if it’s a comedy about car accidents, but at least if it’s funny it might help you deal with the trauma. Comedy should be a golden…

    November 6, 2009
  7. Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being cliches to become parodies of cliches, which is just all sorts of weird…

    November 3, 2009
  8. Okay, so if you’re a real gamer, you’ll understand immediately why this tattoo is bad. If you’re not, you’re going to have to look under the jump for the explanation, newb. So in the Street Fighter series, the controller motion for Ken and Ryu’s Shor…

    October 30, 2009
  9. I want to write for Heavy.com – who wouldn’t? But I’m having a problem. I just have too many ideas! And they won’t pay me for all of them. So I decided to skip the middleman, not waste time writing the damn things, and pass the savings on to you. you ready for the ride of your life?

    October 29, 2009
  10. Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

    October 26, 2009