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Oh, Wikipedia – it’s like a Venus flytrap for the most heavily autistic people on the Internet, beaching themselves like whales so we can cut them open and harvest their precious a…

Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…

Eeeeurgh. Is this really necessary – a bizarre protoplasmic blob that you can, if you so desire, mate with? I mean, aside from in Japan?

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken…

Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This is no easy task, as even a piece of cinema failure like Gigli is rated at one and a half stars. Bu…

Sometimes you see a website and you think: hooboy, what is this?! Well, I happened to stumble across two of these in 15 minutes today and decided to share them with you…

It’s a sad indictment of our modern world that more Americans get their news from Perez Hilton than from the New York Times. Gossip blogs are big business, and the abandonment of j…

So Glenn Beck just about ruined every last pair of underpants in his possession with this ACORN thing. If you’ve been living under a rock, a few “undercover reporters” have been vi…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This is no easy task, as even a piece of cinema failure like Gigli is rated at one and a half stars. Bu…

Certain things have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually transcended being clichés to become parodies of clichés, which is just all sorts…

What with the $333 Powerball jackpot being won by two lucky mooks over the weekend, I decided it’d be a good time to take a look at how money can’t buy you brains. Some wags call t…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This week: Splatter Rampage Wrestling, starring a bunch of teenage hillbillies and a lot of flaming ply…

10: I Cuddled The Dog Too Tight 9: Daddy Please-Don’t 8: Touch Teacher There 7: Grandma’s Smells 6: Mary, The Girl Whose Low Self-Esteem Made Her Kiss People 5: I Got A Disease, Yo…