Greece Arrests Pastafarian for Blasphemy after he Mocked a Monk on Fac…
So apparently blasphemy is somehow illegal in Greece and something you can get arrested for. But is it only for against Christianity or can you be thrown in jail for mocking Zeus a…
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September 24, 2012CommentAlleged Killer Gets Mistrial When Lawyer Puts Leopard Underwear on Fac…
Murder someone? Leopard-print underwear may be your quickest way to a mistrial. 60% of the time, it works every time.
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September 13, 2012Warning: The Taliban is Using Hot Facebook Chicks to Seduce Soldiers
That hot chick flirting with you on FB could be a terrorist?! Say it ain’t so!
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September 9, 2012Teen in School Murder Plot Calls ‘Columbine’ Film Favorite
Was a teen who planned to shoot up a high school in California inspired by a “favorite” film about the Columbine massacre?
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August 19, 2012Here’s Mark Zuckerberg Half-Naked with Nerd Buddies in Weird Leaked Ph…
He’s like a tiny, nerdy David Hasselhoff.
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August 10, 2012If You’re Not on Facebook, You’re an Unemployed Psychopath
Normal people use Facebook. Psycho killers don’t.
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August 6, 2012Man Live Blogs His Suicide on Facebook from Bangkok
Cops say the man emailed his boss to resign 30 minutes before the suicide.
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July 12, 2012The 10 Cruelest TrollDads
The following is the best in the art of trolling, the choicest bits of dads shutting down their children and family. It’s hilarious and, a…
Comedy
June 29, 2012Facebook Police Aren’t Afraid to Raid Your Home
Facebook now has email and whether you like it or not, you WILL use it. Mark Zuckerberg and his goon squad can be very persuasive when they need to be.
comedy
June 27, 2012CSI Facebook Creep
Cracking the security breach on that potential hot girl you met can be a difficult mission. An elite team of Facebook creeps is essential to any potential hottie background check a…
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June 11, 2012The 20 Awesomest Facebook Timeline Covers
Facebook timeline isn’t all bad, look at it this way, now you can get creative and make all your friends think that you and E.T. are homies….
Comedy
June 4, 2012A Look at Presidential Candidates in 2040
Surprise, surprise, a troubling new report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to hold political office due to their embarrassing Facebook photos …
comedy
May 31, 2012Facebook’s Thank You Song May Cause Ear Bleeding
Somethings should never exist for the better of mankind. And a musical love letter to Facebook is one of them. Your ears are about to hate you.
comedy
May 22, 2012UFC on Fox: Diaz vs. Miller Adds Facebook Prelims to Saturday Broadcas…
The first two fights of Saturday’s UFC on Fox: Diaz vs. Miller card now will get a Facebook live stream, including bantamweights Nick Denis (pictured) and Roland Delorme.
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May 4, 2012Facebook’s Hipster Shopping List
Instagram wasn’t the only hipster fan fave that Facebook has had their eye on. The social media giant has a whole shopping list of hipster k…
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