Election 2012
10 Election Headlines Predicted: Obama Wins, Freedom No Longer Safe
“We’re doomed! We’re saved!” However you look at it, 49% of the country is going to be pissed off tomorrow.
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November 6, 2012CommentThe Best Celebrity Election Day Tweets
From JLo to Neil Diamond, the most inane fame on Twitter today.
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November 6, 2012The 20 Hottest Election 2012 Network Newscasters
Can’t tell if it is election day or ERECTION day! #Nailedit
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November 6, 2012Republican McMahon Tries to Ride Obama to Victory in Connecticut
The wife of WWE owner Vince McMahon is under fire for dirty fighting — using Obama to distance herself from her Republican background in heavily Democratic Connecticut.
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November 6, 2012Life & Death Decision: Massachusetts Voters Weigh Doctor-Assisted Suic…
The New England state would join Oregon and Washington in legalizing euthanasia.
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November 6, 2012Local News Drones Get a Little Salty with Final Election Coverage
We knew local news anchors were using a teleprompter, we just didn’t know they were all using the exact same one.
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November 6, 20123 States May Vote Today to Legalize Marijuana for Potheads
Find out where you’ll be taking your next road trip.
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November 6, 2012Where Do I Vote? What’s on My Ballot? Google Voter Tool is Your Guide …
Google Voter Info Tool is your customized, interactive Election Day guide. Type in your address, get your polling place and ballot information.
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November 6, 2012WATCH: Bad Lip Reading — Highlights of the 2012 Debates
The greatest highlights of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney in the 2012 presidential debates — through the lens of YouTubers BadLipReading.
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November 6, 2012Joe Biden Thinks He’ll Vote for Himself Again
For president of his retirement village, maybe.
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November 6, 2012First Votes Cast in Two Tiny New Hampshire Villages
Will the presidential race end up in a tie all over the country?
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November 6, 2012Los Angeles Voters to Decide if Porn Stars Need Condoms
How many government regulations do porn actors need?
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November 6, 2012Governor Cuomo Orders: New Yorkers Can Vote in Any Polling Place
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed an executive order that New Yorkers can vote in any polling place in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.
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November 5, 2012The Truth about Exit Polls: Meet the Man Behind the Data [EXCLUSIVE]
The man behind every presidential exit poll gives the inside scoop to Heavy.
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November 5, 2012A Romney-Biden White House: It Could Happen, and Here’s How
Romney AND Biden. This can’t be what the founding fathers had in mind.
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