Election 2012

  1. 10 Election Headlines Predicted: Obama Wins, Freedom No Longer Safe

    “We’re doomed! We’re saved!” However you look at it, 49% of the country is going to be pissed off tomorrow.

    November 6, 2012
  2. The Best Celebrity Election Day Tweets

    From JLo to Neil Diamond, the most inane fame on Twitter today.

    November 6, 2012
  3. The 20 Hottest Election 2012 Network Newscasters

    Can’t tell if it is election day or ERECTION day! #Nailedit

    November 6, 2012
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  4. Republican McMahon Tries to Ride Obama to Victory in Connecticut

    The wife of WWE owner Vince McMahon is under fire for dirty fighting — using Obama to distance herself from her Republican background in heavily Democratic Connecticut.

    November 6, 2012
  5. Life & Death Decision: Massachusetts Voters Weigh Doctor-Assisted Suicide

    The New England state would join Oregon and Washington in legalizing euthanasia.

    November 6, 2012
  6. Local News Drones Get a Little Salty with Final Election Coverage

    We knew local news anchors were using a teleprompter, we just didn’t know they were all using the exact same one.

    November 6, 2012
  7. 3 States May Vote Today to Legalize Marijuana for Potheads

    Find out where you’ll be taking your next road trip.

    November 6, 2012
  8. Where Do I Vote? What’s on My Ballot? Google Voter Tool is Your Guide [INTERACTIVE]

    Google Voter Info Tool is your customized, interactive Election Day guide. Type in your address, get your polling place and ballot information.

    November 6, 2012
  9. WATCH: Bad Lip Reading — Highlights of the 2012 Debates

    The greatest highlights of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney in the 2012 presidential debates — through the lens of YouTubers BadLipReading.

    November 6, 2012
  10. Joe Biden Thinks He’ll Vote for Himself Again

    For president of his retirement village, maybe.

    November 6, 2012
  11. First Votes Cast in Two Tiny New Hampshire Villages

    Will the presidential race end up in a tie all over the country?

    November 6, 2012
  12. Los Angeles Voters to Decide if Porn Stars Need Condoms

    How many government regulations do porn actors need?

    November 6, 2012
  13. Governor Cuomo Orders: New Yorkers Can Vote in Any Polling Place

    New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed an executive order that New Yorkers can vote in any polling place in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.

    November 5, 2012
  14. The Truth about Exit Polls: Meet the Man Behind the Data [EXCLUSIVE]

    The man behind every presidential exit poll gives the inside scoop to Heavy.

    November 5, 2012
  15. A Romney-Biden White House: It Could Happen, and Here’s How

    Romney AND Biden. This can’t be what the founding fathers had in mind.

    November 5, 2012