Election 2012

  1. That’s Okay, Mitt Didn’t Want to Be President Anyway

    Republicans, don’t feel bad about Mitt losing the election. He doesn’t.

    December 23, 2012
  2. Romney Gets ZERO of 19,605 Votes in 59 Philly Voting Divisions

    Think Romney has a problem with “urban” voters?

    November 14, 2012
  3. Petraeus and Allen: Keeping Americans Distracted

    Why care about ACTUAL issues when you could focus on cheating husbands instead?

    November 13, 2012
  4. President Camacho Traveled Time to Speak on the 2012 Election

    President Camacho is here to tell you what the hell is up with the world, so you bitches better sit down and listen.

    November 8, 2012
  5. Tammy Baldwin: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    She’s the first openly gay U.S. senator in U.S. history. What else do we know about her?

    November 7, 2012
  6. Porn Industry May Pull Out of L.A. over New Condom Law

    “People don’t want to see rubbers in porn,” said Ron Jeremy.

    November 7, 2012
  7. The 10 Best / Worst Celebrity Reactions to Obama’s Victory

    The night was full of disappointment or exhilaration, depending on which side you were rooting for, and there were plenty of idiotic opinions to go around.

    November 7, 2012
  8. ABC: Diane Sawyer Was ‘Exhausted’ Not Sh*tfaced on Election Night [VIDEO]

    She was just “exhausted.” And so was Joe Namath.

    November 7, 2012
  9. The Best 2012 Election Results GIFs

    Forget Fox News, CNN or MSNBC, the only legitimate source you can turn to for accurate election results are Internet GIFs. The GIF doesn’t lie!

    November 7, 2012
  10. Reddit Moderators Deleted President Obama’s Post for Editorializing

    Even the president is no match for Reddit moderators.

    November 7, 2012
  11. The Best 2012 Election Night Memes

    Two years of campaigning have lead to one big night. Now it’s time for the Internet to mock both the loser and the winner.

    November 7, 2012
  12. Michigan: Dead Man Legally Voted

    A man who keeled over while filling out his ballot has become one of the only men to have successfully voted legally while dead.

    November 7, 2012
  13. First Openly Gay Senator Elected

    Tammy Baldwin, a Democratic Representative of Wisconsin, won a Senate seat Tuesday to become the first openly gay senator in US history.

    November 7, 2012
  14. Spark it Up — Pot Now Legal in Colorado, Washington

    New legislation has made marijuana legal to buy and use recreationally in Colorado and Washington state.

    November 7, 2012
  15. WATCH: Barack Obama’s Victory Speech: ‘More Determined than Ever’

    Obama is never more in his element than when delivering a victory speech.

    November 7, 2012