Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on backyard wrestling…

Cult films and audience participation are all well and good, but do you really want to keep dressing up like an idiot and murdering The Timewarp at another Rocky Horror Picture Show? Those of you who answered “no” may pin a gold star to your Heavy.com Awesome…

Goddamned Canada. Not only do they already have unamerican socialized health care, they also get the Trailer Park Boys movies in theaters. If you’re not familiar with our northerly neighbor’s greatest export, it’s the story of some of the trashiest dudes ever…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This is no easy task, as even a piece of cinema failure like Gigli is rated at one and a half stars. But for you, anything. This week: Fencer of Minerva…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This is no easy task, as even a piece of cinema failure like Gigli is rated at one and a half stars. But for you, anything. This week: Tomcat Angels…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This week: Splatter Rampage Wrestling, starring a bunch of teenage hillbillies and a lot of flaming plywood.