Drugs

For the first time ever, police are actually giving pot back to someone it was stolen from.

The full report into the doping of cyclists during the Tour de France was released today and in it Lance Armstrong is found guilty of using and trafficking. Here’s what you need to…

No fewer than 11 members of Lance Armstrong’s US Postal Service Cycling team were prepared to testify against the former Tour de France Champion.

Drug cartel kingpin Heriberto Lazcano Laczano, nicknamed “The Executioner”, was one of two people killed in a shootout, Mexican police are saying.

Cissy Houston is seeking to block her granddaughter’s $20 million inheritance.

The plants, some as high as 10 feet, were days away from harvest.

Celerino Castillo III could have gotten a safe desk job after his military service, but instead opted for training Mexican death squads.

And with it a number of marijuana-related injuries and deaths.

LeBron James is the King of dope in Philly, where a teen dealer packaged smack with Bron’s image.

A Texas elementary school teacher is on leave after telling police that she’d been getting stoned on meth for the past seven years before heading in to face the third-graders.

Party in the USA, indeed. Amtrak employees are doing rails on the rails. They’re puffin’ smoke as they chug along. There are a lot of train puns.

I never thought to check there.

Amy Winehouse’s ex-husband — in the “duh” heard around the music world, has admitted what just about everyone knew all along — he got her hooked on hard drugs.

Kids, don’t do Deadly Nightshade. It’ll only end with you stealing a ferry and thinking you’re a pirate. What? Well, yeah, I guess that does sound pretty cool. Just don’t do it.

She’s been a bad, bad girl. But, seriously, is Fiona Apple really who we need to be stopping at the border?