DMX

“Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, what?! Had a very shiny nose. Ride or die!”

DMX doesn’t understand the internet. What? You think this is a game? You think this is a f**kin’ GAME? Google or die!

You think reading is a game?!?! “Take a look, it’s in a book… what?!… a reading rainbow…”

Rapper DMX (a.k.a. Dark Man X, a.k.a. Earl Simmons) was arrested on Tuesday for violating his parole by using illegal drugs in Phoenix, Arizona, Reuters.com reports. Arresting offi…

After his breakthrough album dropped in 1998, this MC embarked on a career of crime that would make Al Capone blush – stabbings! Animal cruelty! Claiming to be a federal agent!

So we reported earlier in the week on DMX’s hilarious MMA debut being called off because the ridiculous rapper insisted that his contract include a clause where he won the fight. T…

So I’ve been loving the insane exploits of rap star DMX, truly one of the most damaged individuals to ever pick up a mic.