David Petraeus Affair

  1. CONFIRMED: No Affair Between Gen. John Allen and Jill Kelley

    The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.

    November 17, 2012
  2. Bubba the Love Sponge Now Part of the David Petraeus Scandal

    Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.

    November 17, 2012
  3. Petraeus Benghazi Testimony: He Always Knew it Was Terrorism

    Petraeus testified that the CIA determined al-Qaida involvement, but the “talking points” were edited to eliminate the reference.

    November 16, 2012
  4. Taliban: Petraeus Should Be Shot by Paula Broadwell’s Family

    A Taliban leader laughed out loud when asked about the Petraeus affair and said he should die for his indiscretion.

    November 16, 2012
  5. SPIES, LIES & THIGHS: Heavy’s Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic

    Heavy.com’s definitive Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic stars all your favorites: Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelley, Obama, Gen. Allen, Shirtless FBI Guy & more.

    November 15, 2012
  6. Petraeus Speaks: I Didn’t Quit Over Benghazi; Broadwell Knows Nothing

    Petraeus insists his pillow talk never involved classified info.

    November 15, 2012
  7. Betting House Has Jeff Bridges as 7/1 Favorite to Play David Petraeus

    Big Lebowski star Jeff Bridges is the odds-on favorite to play disgraced ex-CIA Head David Petraeus.

    November 14, 2012
  8. ‘Shirtless’ FBI Guy ID’d as Frederick Humphries: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    The “shirtless” FBI agent who took a complaint from Jill Kelley & launched the probe that outed the Petraeus affair is ID’d as Frederick W. Humphries II.

    November 14, 2012
  9. Paula Broadwell on David Petraeus: ‘Quite a Physical Specimen’

    The mistress told a crowd that the general was “quite a physical specimen.” Hey-yo!

    November 14, 2012
  10. Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Sexual Web of the Petraeus Scandal

    Jimmy Kimmel breaks down the Gen. Petraeus affair and its strange ties to Justin Bieber and WWII. Yes, it gets weird.

    November 14, 2012
  11. BREAKING: Petraeus Agrees to Testify on Benghazi Attack

    Gen. David Petraeus has agreed to testify on the deadly attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi. His testimony was in question after the curiously timed announcement of his affair…

    November 14, 2012
  12. Petraeus and Allen: Keeping Americans Distracted

    Why care about ACTUAL issues when you could focus on cheating husbands instead?

    November 13, 2012
  13. Jill Kelley and Surgeon Husband Lose Millions on Real Estate

    Petraeus affair whistleblower Jill Kelley and her husband owe millions. Did she somehow hope to climb out of the hole by blowing the lid off the Petraeus scandal?

    November 13, 2012
  14. Abbe Lowell: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    He successfully represented Bill Clinton and John Edwards. Now this bigshot takes his talents to the Petraeus scandal on behalf of “other woman” Jill Kelley.

    November 13, 2012