David Petraeus Affair

  1. Avril Haines, New CIA Deputy & Her Erotic Past: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

    Her job: to protect the government’s secrets. Her past: an (exceedingly) open book.

    June 14, 2013
  2. Jill Kelley Sues Federal Government: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

    Jill Kelley, the Florida socialite who became famous for her role in the Petraeus scandal, is suing the federal government for leaking her name to the media.

    June 4, 2013
  3. Petraeus Affair Scandal: Jill Kelley Suing the FBI & D.O.D.

    The “other, other woman” is going after the feds.

    June 3, 2013
  4. David Petraeus Public Apology: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

    Former CIA director David Petraeus spoke for the first time since his resignation after it was exposed that he was having an affair with Paula Broadwell.

    March 27, 2013
  5. Jill Kelley Speaks: Top 10 Revelations from Her Tell-All Interview

    Sorry, Kelley, the Petraeus scandal is, like, so three months ago.

    January 24, 2013
  6. John O. Brennan, CIA Director Nominee: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    He’s been known as the “Assassination Czar” and was criticized for supporting torture — but he didn’t bang his biographer, so there’s that.

    January 7, 2013
  7. Petraeus Mistress Paula Broadwell Cleared on ‘Cyberstalking’ Charges

    Petraeus mistress won’t face charges for calling out Jill Kelley in emails.

    December 18, 2012
  8. State Department Yanks Jill Kelley’s Diplomatic License Plate

    Jill Kelley has fallen down yet another rung in Tampa’s vibrant social standings, she’s now on a par with Jerramy Stevens!

    November 29, 2012
  9. South Koreans Dump Jill Kelley from her Honorary Consul Position

    Jill Kelley got another blow on the way to Popularityville, when the South Koreans dumped her from their events.

    November 27, 2012
  10. Petraeus’ Mistress Paula Broadwell Machine Gun Spokeswoman

    Paula Broadwell, reported mistress of ex-CIA head Petraeus, has been discovered on a weapons company ad promoting new machine guns.

    November 21, 2012
  11. Paula Broadwell Returns Home With Hubby; Brother Says She’s Sorry

    But has she apologized yet to Holly Petraeus?

    November 20, 2012
  12. Twin Welcomes Gloria Allred to the Petraeus Mess

    Guess you’re really nobody until you can hire Gloria Allred, are you?

    November 19, 2012
  13. Saturday Night Live Skewers Paula Broadwell, Jill Kelley

    You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?

    November 18, 2012
  14. Paula Broadwell Hiding Out At Brother’s Posh D.C. Home

    If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.

    November 18, 2012
  15. CONFIRMED: No Affair Between Gen. John Allen and Jill Kelley

    The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.

    November 17, 2012