Dating

  1. The 9 Ways to Treat a Woman

    Seriously, there aren’t any other ways.

    October 12, 2011
  2. Games Are Meant To Be Played Together

    …That is unless your girlfriend totally sucks and is doing nothing but holding you back from beating your high score.

    September 27, 2011
  3. Cupid’s Arrow Dating Service

    Jimmy Fallon shows the audience some tapes he found from the days when Studio 6B was a video dating service.

    September 2, 2011
  4. Must Love Cats

    Single fellas, if you’re looking for a date, check out Debbie. Oh, but you need to like cats. I mean you really, really, really need to like cats.

    June 10, 2011
  5. National Dating Standards Lowered

    National dating standards have been lowered to offset levels of desperation in the dating pool. Good news for all you 4s out there, you just became a 6. Score!

    June 8, 2011
  6. Saw Date

    The dating scene can be pretty scary, you never know what kind of nut you’re going to end up sitting across from at dinner. It really doesn’t get any easier if you also happen to b…

    May 30, 2011
  7. A Great Catch

    Looking for love can be difficult and sometimes a lady has to get creative. That may or may not involve posing as an underage girl to attract older men off the Internet. The Chris …

    May 23, 2011
  8. Sorry Fellas, It’s Over

    We’ve heard the guy’s reasons for pulling the plug on the relationship, so it’s only fair to let the ladies get a word in. Just go easy, girls, we’ve got delicate egos.

    May 11, 2011
  9. Sorry, It’s Over

    We realize we’re not perfect, ladies. When that day comes and things are over, well, we’ve got some grievances of our own to share.

    April 22, 2011
  10. How Do I Get A Guy To Notice Me During Sex?

    The Onion offers some helpful tips for the ladies out there on the age old question, “Just how do I get a guy to notice me during sex?”

    April 15, 2011
  11. Non-Murderer’s Dating Profile

    Internet dating is tough and it’s important that you let potential dates know you’re up for a fun time… and that you won’t make a lampshade out of their skin.

    April 14, 2011
  12. The G Connection With Snoop

    The G Connection connects the love lives of women with the multiple personalities of the one and only Snoop Dogg. And yes, that’s a cameo from the homeless dude with the golden voi…

    February 26, 2011
  13. The Completely Honest First Date

    The dating game can be a battlefield and nobody lays their cards out on the table during the first date. But what if they did?

    January 7, 2011
  14. Amazing Karaoke Video Personal

    This dude might well be the greatest dude to ever take out a video personal ad since the dawn of time. He is talented and he is not wearing a shirt.

    August 12, 2010
  15. A Nerd’s Guide To Dating

    You probably don’t even think about dating much anymore. You probably just see it as a distant solar flare on a horizon of Twinkies and Mountain Dew bottles and fat.

    July 7, 2010