Dating

Single fellas, if you’re looking for a date, check out Debbie. Oh, but you need to like cats. I mean you really, really, really need to like cats.

National dating standards have been lowered to offset levels of desperation in the dating pool. Good news for all you 4s out there, you just became a 6. Score!

The dating scene can be pretty scary, you never know what kind of nut you’re going to end up sitting across from at dinner. It really doesn’t get any easier if you also happen to b…

Looking for love can be difficult and sometimes a lady has to get creative. That may or may not involve posing as an underage girl to attract older men off the Internet. The Chris …

We’ve heard the guy’s reasons for pulling the plug on the relationship, so it’s only fair to let the ladies get a word in. Just go easy, girls, we’ve got delicate egos.

We realize we’re not perfect, ladies. When that day comes and things are over, well, we’ve got some grievances of our own to share.

The Onion offers some helpful tips for the ladies out there on the age old question, “Just how do I get a guy to notice me during sex?”

Internet dating is tough and it’s important that you let potential dates know you’re up for a fun time… and that you won’t make a lampshade out of their skin.

The G Connection connects the love lives of women with the multiple personalities of the one and only Snoop Dogg. And yes, that’s a cameo from the homeless dude with the golden voi…

The dating game can be a battlefield and nobody lays their cards out on the table during the first date. But what if they did?

This dude might well be the greatest dude to ever take out a video personal ad since the dawn of time. He is talented and he is not wearing a shirt.

You probably don’t even think about dating much anymore. You probably just see it as a distant solar flare on a horizon of Twinkies and Mountain Dew bottles and fat.

Online dating is so awkward – with all the Myspace angles and eHarmony shenanigans, how do you find a partner you can trust? This guy has the answer.

Under the jump, an image so hilariously absurd that my poor words can’t do it justice. FATALITY!

I am presenting this, without comment, from a bodybuilding forum. You can click here for the original post, which has some NSFW illustrations. They add to the story a little bit, b…