Dating
INFOGRAPHIC: The World’s Strangest Marriages
Men marrying cats, women marrying dolphins, people marrying game characters. Love is a strange thing and people will marry anything or anyone, even themselves.
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February 15, 2013CommentFAIL ALERT: Worst Places to Take Your Date on Valentine’s Day
Before saddling up for tonight’s binge drinking and bondage show, make sure you’re not headed for a snoozer of an evening.
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February 14, 2013The 20 Worst Facebook Relationship Fails
Think your relationship sucks? It does, but these are way worse.
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February 14, 2013The Top 10 Reasons Valentine’s Day is Evil
Are you alone for the big day? Don’t worry, it’s for crooks, creeps, and cretins anyway!
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February 12, 2013Woman Sues Match.com After Date Brutally Stabs Her
This is the exact reason why your mom keeps telling you that online dating is dangerous.
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January 24, 2013A 12-Year-Old Boy Cracked the Code for Understanding Women
Your days of sleeping on the couch are over, a 12-year-old boy has cracked the female code.
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January 18, 2013Curvy Christina Aguilera Gets $3 Million Offer From BBW Dating Site
There’s a whole lot to love about “The Voice” star these days.
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October 21, 2012Russian Dating Videos Sexually Excite Libidinous Siberian Yaks
I think you’ve got a pretty good shot at scoring with one of these Russian women, as long as you don’t smell like onions and have an indoor bathroom.
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September 24, 2012A Dating Site for People With OCD, Because Crazy Needs Love Too
Find the match who will love you forever and ever… just as long as you promise to turn the stove off and on precisely 37 times.
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September 13, 2012Here’s the Boston MILF Chad Johnson Banged for 4 Months, She Says
Long before Chad allegedly head-butted wife Evelyn Lozada, he was allegedly cheating on her with Beverly Shiner for months before and after the Superbowl.
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August 14, 201210 Most Terrible Chicks on OKCupid
The following dating profiles are real. The terrible secrets you’re about to read are genuine. Some mean well, some are WAY too open, and so…
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July 5, 2012‘Speed Dating’ Makes Casual Sex Sound Less Fun Than it Is
Don’t let this short film think piece ruin your ability to enjoy shallow dates and one-night stands.
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June 29, 2012Hiking Just Got Weird
Nothing ruins a nice day hike like a cavemen ambush that robs you of your lady, am I right, fellas?
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June 6, 2012Daddy Issues Dating
eHarmony reject you again? Match.com not matching you up? Perhaps you should try Daddy Issues Dating, they make it their goal to find the perfect guy to treat you like utter crap.
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April 6, 2012