Crime

  1. A Peek Into Lindsay Lohan’s First Night Of Freedom

    Lindsay Lohan is a free woman. What did she do on her first night out of jail?

    August 25, 2010
  2. Tila Tequila Attacked At The Gathering Of The Juggalos

    The big news over the weekend is that Tila Tequila was attacked by a horde of angry face painted wild men at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos.

    August 16, 2010
  3. Know Your Ages Of Consent

    Thinking about getting frisky with someone who might be on the young side? Watch this useful video to learn how old they need to be, state by state.

    August 14, 2010
  4. Why Did Judge Marsha Revel Recuse Herself From Lindsay Lohan’s Case?

    Marsha Revel, the judge who had been tasked with somehow keeping Lindsay Lohan from making a damn fool of herself or, you know, dying, has recused herself from Lohan’s case.

    August 11, 2010
  5. Chinese CGI News On The JetBlue Freakout

    The Taiwanese CGI news team is getting faster and faster – now they’ve tackled the recent JetBlue flight attendant freakout.

    August 11, 2010
  6. The Future Of Bank Robbing

    Times are tough. We all know this. But it has gotten so bad that even Darth Vader is out there robbing banks, shaking down tellers with a gun and an empty sack.

    July 23, 2010
  7. Lindsay Lohan In Jail: Day One

    Lindsay Lohan is finally in jail, and with that our long national nightmare has come to an end. Read our exclusive excerpts from her jailhouse diary.

    July 21, 2010
  8. What Lindsay Lohan Can Expect In Jail

    Now that the unthinkable has happened, and that pristine bastion of integrity and sober wholesome goodness, Lindsay Lohan, has been sent to jail, she’s going to have to make a few …

    July 7, 2010
  9. Inside Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Violation Hearing

    So Lindsay Lohan is in court right now in Los Angeles for violating her probation. We’ve got the inside scoop from the Hall of Justice.

    July 6, 2010
  10. Vince Young: Lord Protector Of Texas

    Over the weekend, late at night, Vince Young, the quarterback for the Tennessee Titans, found himself, as so many noblemen have, in a strip club. Next: chaos.

    June 14, 2010
  11. Joran Van der Sloot, Renaissance Man

    Joran Van der Sloot is the fratboy in all the newspapers these days for his bad behavior towards the ladies. Read up on this young sociopath’s life.

    June 9, 2010
  12. How To Avoid The Tollbooth

    When this drunk driver leaving Dallas/Fort Worth realized he didn’t have the cash to pay the toll, he decided to Dukes of Hazzard it, with impressive results.

    June 3, 2010
  13. Picture Of The Day: Shaggy, No

    I guess after their cartoon got canceled, things went south for Shaggy and Scooby.

    May 28, 2010