Conan O'Brien

  1. Ron Paul’s Gonna Kick America in the Balls

    That’s right, America. While other candidates promise to rub your tummy and make it all feel better, Ron Paul is gonna kick you in the balls and tell you to man up. And you’re gonn…

    December 9, 2011
  2. Ted Turner’s Got Beef with Conan and NYC

    Ted Turner left his majestic open ranges of Montana to hop on his buffalo and crash Conan O’Brien’s show in NYC, or as he refers to it, “Sodom’s prostate”. Ouch!

    November 5, 2011
  3. Conan Trades the Desk for a Pedicab

    Conan O’Brien trades in his desk for a pedicab on the streets of NYC while a large black woman spanks him on the ass. Yes, you read that correctly.

    November 3, 2011
  4. Just Ask Siri

    I’m gonna take a wild guess that Steve Jobs and his team of geniuses didn’t factor in the 14-yr-old boy mentality of some users when designing Siri.

    October 25, 2011
  5. New On Netflix: Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop

    The former host of The Tonight Show gets to rant and rave about the jackasses at NBC and reminds us that he’s a great talent no matter what the particular gig might b…

    September 30, 2011
  6. The Cone Drone: The Fan

    Conan’s a busy man and doesn’t have time to develop a personal relationship with every fan. That’s why he’s created the Cone Drone, who will visit you in your very own home – wheth…

    September 23, 2011
  7. Apple Promises Pain For iPhone Bandit

    Somebody recently swiped Apple’s new iphone 5 prototype, and they aren’t too pleased about it. Instead of offering a reward for its return, they’re going with the genital torture a…

    September 14, 2011
  8. Mrs. Butterworth The Movie

    A gun toting Mrs. Butterworth comes to the big screen and she’s out for justice. Cuz the only thing thicker than syrup… is blood.

    September 9, 2011
  9. Anne Hathaway’s Paparazzi Rap

    If you’ve ever seen a single episode of TMZ you know that celebs and paparazzi have a very rocky relationship. Some celebs hide their face, some go with the golf club-to-the-windsh…

    August 18, 2011
  10. Jersey Shore Lost Audition Tapes

    You wouldn’t know it, but the cast of Jersey Shore was carefully selected and many Hollywood hopefuls didn’t make the cut. Not just anyone can fill the shoes of Snooki ya know.

    August 16, 2011
  11. America Still Kicks A$$

    Just because America’s credit rating has fallen and we’ll all be living in old refrigerator boxes soon doesn’t mean we’ve lost any of our awesomeness. There’s still plenty of reaso…

    August 9, 2011
  12. Conan Could Use Some New CGI

    As hilarious as Conan’s show is, it doesn’t exactly have Michael Bay worthy special effects. In an effort to upgrade his special effects wow factor, Conan brought in Digital Sizzle…

    August 8, 2011
  13. The Flaming C Trailer

    Conan O’Brien’s superhero alter-ego is back to defend the weak and bring justice to an un-just world. Hmm, so if this becomes an actual movie, can we expect Jay Leno as the supervi…

    July 25, 2011
  14. The Michele Bachmann History Channel

    A while back Conan showed us a preview of the Sarah Palin History Channel. Now Michele Bachmann is giving us a history lesson on how John Wayne Gacy and Samuel Patch Adams set Amer…

    June 30, 2011
  15. What Movie Should I Watch This Weekend?

    Hard Lessons and Rough Roads:The warm-up to Fourth of July weekend looks to be a bit colder than usual with the lackluster offerings of Bad Teacher and Cars 2… thou…

    June 24, 2011