Comedy

Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. Sometimes it’s hard. This week: sports fans, the CIA, Burt Reynolds and more.

You and I both know what’s wrong with this woman – it’s Lady Gaga, bizarrely-dressed electro-pop superstar and alleged hermaphrodite. But I wanted to know what America thought – th…

Science continues to make it easier and easier to make fun of people, as a new UCLA study adds insult to injury by finding that not only can’t fatty fatty two-by-four fit through t…

This is just embarrassing. Look at the American Microsoft ad compared to the same ad in Polish. Apparently they either don’t have, or don’t like black people in Poland. And check i…

NO. Seriously. I like techno, and I’m sick of taking your crap about it. There’s this bias against techno that personally, I think is bullsquid. Yes, so maybe many of the people th…

So do you remember that amazing video of the 2009 Juggalo Gathering we had up a few days back? If not, go watch it and come on back. Are we all on the same page in re: the brutal e…

You and I both know what’s wrong with this woman – she’s Lindsay Lohan. But I wanted to go to the greatest doctors in the world, the American people, and ask them. I took a nationw…

Girl on the Bolt Bus opening a can of baby food, to guy next to her: “It’s like baby food, but it comes in more flavors.”.

Now when did it become the funny thing to do to write funny Amazon reviews? Years ago (circa 2006) there was a hidden internet gem known as 1 Gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon….

Oh my holy God in Heaven.

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Did you want more of Aziz Ansari’s completely unfunny standup from Funny People? You got it, bitch.

1. Largest grizzly bear population in the lower 48 means good eatin’. 2. Put some space between her and Russia.3. Too many black people in Alaska.4. Wants Miley Cyrus’s autograph…..

10: I Cuddled The Dog Too Tight 9: Daddy Please-Don’t 8: Touch Teacher There 7: Grandma’s Smells 6: Mary, The Girl Whose Low Self-Esteem Made Her Kiss People 5: I Got A Disease, Yo…

Seriously, what is this child-scarring piece of artwork? A cross floating in a bottle of Dilbert’s piss? An impressionist painting of Garfield taking a dump? And how will Mary Wort…