Comedy

  1. TOP 10 CLUES YOU’VE ACTUALLY BEEN KIDNAPPED (AND YOU’RE NOT ON A REALITY SHOW)

    You may have heard recently that police in Turkey were called to “rescue” 9 women from a reality show house. There is some debate whether the women just wanted to break their contr…

    September 11, 2009
  2. Legal Tip: Stay Out Of Jaily By Eating Your Colostomy Bag

    See that man up there? That man is your new hardcore hero. James Orr, in Cincinnati court for robbery and kidnapping, managed to derail his trial in one of the most demented and sp…

    September 11, 2009
  3. President Obama, Will You Save the Tiny People of Mars?

    President Obama’s life sucks. Our army is stretched thin across the world. Our economy is in shambles. Healthcare is broken and certain Republicans can’t keep their fat mouths shut…

    September 11, 2009
  4. 5 THINGS JOE WILSON SHOULD HAVE YELLED AT BARACK OBAMA

    So we all cringed last night when South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” at Barack Obama during his health care speech. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with heckling,…

    September 10, 2009
  5. STUFF THAT GOT CUT FROM OBAMA’S SPEECH TO STUDENTS

    So the President addressed the students of the nation today, with a rousing speech that pushed them to succeed and excel in higher learning to carry America forward into the bright…

    September 10, 2009
  6. 5 Things That Make Me Proud To Be An American This Week

    Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. This week: flamingos, the Dodge Challenger, the Virgin Islands and more.

    September 4, 2009
  7. A Day Without Internet Cats

    No, you cannot has cheezburger. I don’t want to watch you hit a ball of string and meow for nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds. The Internet, once a pure and holy repository for p…

    September 3, 2009
  8. CHUPACABRA CAUGHT!

    This world is full of mysterious, savage, legendary beasts – the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Glenn Beck – but few have caught the public’s attention more than the Chupacabra, that …

    September 3, 2009
  9. World’s First Internet Impersonator Impersonates Celebrity Chef

    My name is Andrew Wallace, and I have a gift. A strange and powerful gift. You see, I am the world’s first Internet Impersonator – able to masterfully mimic the online conver…

    September 2, 2009
  10. The Stupidest Lottery Winners Ever

    What with the $333 Powerball jackpot being won by two lucky mooks over the weekend, I decided it’d be a good time to take a look at how money can’t buy you brains. Some wags call t…

    September 2, 2009
  11. Fox News Loves Death

    If we could get some Norwegian guy to lay down some sick guitar riffs over this it’d be the greatest thing ever.

    September 1, 2009
  12. This Is Heavy

    HEY. Remember us? Remember how we were here in 1999 before YouTube, before Twitter and Gmail. We were the original internet video site for dudes and guess what? WE’RE BACK, bitches…

    August 31, 2009
  13. How To Defend Yourself From Bear Hugs

    If there were a seniors tour for the UFC, this creepy old guy would be it’s champion.

    August 28, 2009
  14. Double Down To Coronary Town

    What better way to follow up a story about fat people being dumb than the latest culinary invention designed to make them fatter and dumber? KFC, that paragon of fast food virtue s…

    August 28, 2009