Comedy

So Glenn Beck just about ruined every last pair of underpants in his possession with this ACORN thing. If you’ve been living under a rock, a few “undercover reporters” have been vi…

Okay, China, it’s cool that you’re kicking our ass economically and everything, and big ups to your endless quest to manufacture cheap crap and destroy the environment, but serious…

How great is the ongoing humiliation of Kanye West? Nary a day after his VMA meltdown, the image macros are flying hot and heavy. Hell, there’s even a whole blog for them at kanyeg…

Good God, man. I knew there was something called “food porn” (you know, close up high def shots of gourds on the Food Channel – what were you thinking of?) but Skinny Girls, Big Sa…

BREAKING: JESSICA SIMPSON’S DOG EATEN BY COYOTE. SEE HER HORRIFIED TWEET ABOUT IT AFTER THE BREAK. She offered a reward. For her dog. That was taken by a coyote “right in front of …

Sure, scientists and Al Goreans are all panty-twisted about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, that swirling pile of ocean-borne trash roughly twice the size of Texas, but when I hea…

Yo Patrick Swayze I know you just died and all and imma let you finish, but Michael jackson’s death was the best one of this year.

Self-disclosure time: Yeah, I’m a NASCAR fan. I don’t weigh 300 pounds, I have all my teeth, I’m not porking my sister/cousin, and I guarantee I know more about postmodern social t…

You have to understand that, in this modern world, there’s no such thing as privacy. Anything you do can be recorded and used against you, preferably on the Internet for us all to …

Oh, Walmart. You’re putting people out of business left and right and you just don’t give a flip. In fact, your investors want it that way – the quicker we can move towards a…

Let’s face it – last night at the Video Music Awards wasn’t the first time that Kanye West made an ass of himself. Or the second time. Or the… never mind. At this point he is as …

It must suck to have your wife throw you out of the house because of your YouTube videos. It must suck even more to weigh six hundred pounds. And it must suck the worstest to go pa…

How awesome is this? Wireless microphones, PA system hijacking, and an unwitting suburban mall create one of the most life-affirming pranks ever.

Every week I pick five things that make me proud to be an American. This week: NASA, Art Bell, the mysterious PAX Flu and the humble cheeseburger.

Yes, we know, Mr. or Mrs. Big Celeb, Twitter is just such a great way to show your fans that you’re real people. But you’ve got to dial it down a notch. Celebrities are making asse…