Comedy

Sometimes you see a website and you think: hooboy, what is this?! Well, I happened to stumble across two of these in 15 minutes today and decided to share them with you…

UGH. Sparkly Pink fa-gina. I thought Lady Gaga was supposed to be the hermaphrodite, not Pink. Regardless, Pink shows off far too much of her cooter and her surprisingly muscly arm…

Oh, Ernie Anastos, you loveable talking head. Warning: the video above contains language that may not be appropriate for the little ones.

Normally, we’re not too into getting politics mixed in with our comedy, but I have to hand it to international subversive organization The Yes Men for their prank on the New York P…

Check out this winner. Born Andreas Jankov, he just got back from the courthouse, where he changed his name. Changed it to… wait for it… Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Hi…

Have you ever read a health care plan? These things are like eighteen zillion pages long and they’ve got words I’ve never even heard of. But for you, dear reader, anything. I sat d…

A SEX GUIDE BY “DEVASTATING” DAVEY DUDDY Ph.D, RESIDENT SEX THERAPIST AT THE STAPLES CENTER, LOS ANGELES. POSITION #1: THE ITALIAN HANGER A lot of you little Duddynaughts have been…

McDonald’s is the most tech-retarded job since drowning, so I’m giving my manager this list of new technology we need at the franchise. Some of it may sound risky at first, but so …

Very funny bloopers and outtakes from season 3 of Lost starring Elizabeth Mitchell, Naveen Andrews, Michael Emerson, Matthew Fox and Evangeline Lilly.

Every week, I tell you about five things that make me proud to be an American. Nobody murdered Glenn Beck this week, so here’s five other things.

A punchy headline is key to drawing interest and getting people to read your article. A punchy headline + AIDS =You actually cannot lose. In anything. First off I want to relieve y…

It’s a sad indictment of our modern world that more Americans get their news from Perez Hilton than from the New York Times. Gossip blogs are big business, and the abandonment of j…

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to welcome you to Heavy’s newest column, Ask the Experts. In each part of this series we will examine the fascinating world around us, taking …

These are all true, just so you know.Kim Jong-Il blew up his own high school to make sure nobody would graduate from there with a better academic record than he did. Kim Jong-Il or…

We were so in love with People of Wal-Mart we decided to make a little film about it. Enjoy!