Comedy

Let’s just be straight with each other: Rutger Hauer in a dress, written by the legendary Mr. Mike. Four minutes of perfection.

Retired Firefighters Of American Samoa – NudeAnne Geddes’ Babies Dressed As DictatorsCats Pissing On Holiday ScenesFunky Winkerbean Joke-A-Day (may not contain jokes)Vistas o…

Mike Tyson and Megan Fox – both were in the hottest movies of the Summer (The Hangover and Transformers 2, in case you forgot) and both are batcrap crazy. So we decided to make a l…

So yeah, Kimbo Slice is pretty badass. MMA is pretty badass. Abe Lincoln, beards and Chuck Norris are all badass. But how many of those people had to defend their families from mau…

This is what we live for. This is basically our bible, and our favorite sexy time tape (come on, admit it, you always thought bawksy’s eye shadow was hawt), our enclyclopedia and o…

Welcome back to Ask the Experts. Each week, we take questions from you, the Heavy readers, on any topic you can think of. With questions in hand, we spend millions of dollars to fi…

Republican vice-Presidential candidate and ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin’s Facebook page has been a gathering ground for the conservative Right to keep in touch with their lady…

Oh, the Internet. Where a simple tantrum from a teenage kid can become the meme of the year. Check after the jump for some of the best remixes we’ve found…

You gotta give the Mafia some credit – at least they’re inventive. News came out last week that an up-and-coming operative in the Camorra, the notorious Naples mob, had been arrest…

Every week I look at American and find five things that make me proud to live there. Because other countries are bowls of piss.

It’s funny to scare people. It’s funnier when you get KTFO doing it.

What is this sterling example of Humanity mad at the Barackstar for? He apparently wants to outlaw… flavored chewing tobacco. I wish this was a joke but I bet it isn’t. Warning: …

In today’s hilarious science news, a BBC naturalist and television producer has ruffled some fur when he was quoted saying we should “pull the plug” on giant pandas and stop trying…

What’s worse: getting boned by your folksinger dad like Mackenzie Phillips, or losing your mind to a cult leader like her brother Tamerlane? Check the video where TP talks about hi…

I’ve been thinking a lot about what Muppets I’d like to have sex with lately. Don’t judge me! It’s dark here, and I’m cold. I need to keep warm. Here are the five Jim Henson creati…