Comedy

Imagine hot celebrities as mermaids, or consider the best martial arts movie throwdowns ever and Ashley Dupre is back in the limelight.

The question is simple: is the backpack very large or is the Asian woman very small? A prize to whoever gives the most convincing explanation.

Every week, I pick five things that make me happy to live in this greatest of countries, Americastan. This week: gay softball, gay iPhone, anti-gay Scott Baio, and more.

In today’s Facebook Fail, a young gentleman has some bad news to share with the world, but his friend gives him some good news and an epic burn all at once.

People in infomercials have problems with the dumbest things. Dig this hilarious video collection of Doing It Wrong-ness.

After a career that peaked with a performance as Barney Rubble in a Flintstones movie, Stephen found Jesus. But not in the ordinary, cool way that most people find Jesus. Read more…

If there’s one thing we love, it’s spending other people’s money. So here’s our list of gentle suggestions for Powerball winner Chris Shaw on how he should spend some of that cash.

A cashier gets robbed and knocks the dude out as he leaves, Heidi Montag had a few pictures taken for a Hills promo and Macauly Culkin strikes back.

Looking for a guide to the NFL draft but hate how they focus on meaningless statistics like “yards after catch” and not useful data like “How many guys did this guy stab in college…

William Shatner and Lin Yu Chun (that Asian kid who sang a perfect rendition of Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”) got together to perform “Total Eclipse of the Heart” for…

Get your rage out interactively with a free game adaptation of the popular Reddit and 4chan meme.

Two great American heroes – Iron Man and Patrick Swayze – express their inner feelings through dirty dancing. Watch this video.

One hamster owning another on the exercise wheel, a dumb mascot falling over, a dumb pothead and… gorgeous ladies on surfboards.

Why haven’t Jay-Z and Beyonce had kids? Today’s Picture Of The Day has a pretty good explanation.

Today’s scumbag celebrity is Jesse James, all over the tabloids for ruining his perfect Hollywood marriage by dallying with some of the nastiest skanks ever seen.