Cocaine

So Bobby Brown’s off the hook.

Lindsay Sandiford claims gangsters forced her to smuggle $2.5 million in coke — but Bali’s draconian legal system says she deserves to die.

Think commercials are out of control now? Take a look at the crazy stuff ad agencies used to put out in bygone eras. Maybe the Geico lizard won’t bother you so much anymore.

Fake boobs can occasionally be a total bummer.

In three operations the Coast Guard seized almost 9,000 pounds of blow.

Fans of The Wire and standup comedy will love this video

When your hoo-hah is worth $25,000 a night, you need to keep it in tip-top shape.

Party in the USA, indeed. Amtrak employees are doing rails on the rails. They’re puffin’ smoke as they chug along. There are a lot of train puns.

I never thought to check there.

Griselda was the first lady of drug smugglin’ whose rivals included the DEA and Pablo Escobar. She was gunned down on Monday by the method she invented: motorcycle drive-by.