Chuck Norris
Mom Crusades against Chuck Norris Cutout after Sandy Hook Massacre
In the wake of a horrific gun-related tragedy, one mom is taking aim at a headless Chuck Norris cutout.
news
December 18, 2012CommentThe 20 Awesomest Chuck Norris GIFs
We were skeptical about giving Chuck Norris his own GIF gallery, but Chuck made some really good points, like how much we’d miss our limbs.
comedy
September 4, 2012Bruce Lee Gets an Autotuned Face Kicking Tribute
Bruce Lee gives us some musical wisdom on the flow of water. He also kicks a lot of dudes in the face in the process.
action
August 29, 2012‘The Expendables 2′ Movie Review; Stallone and Co. Bring the Firepower
The action, the humor, the drama; Stallone and co. are right at the top of the list of the best action films this year with The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises…
movies
August 17, 2012The 10 Best Action Scenes From the Stars of The Expendables 2
Before you go see The Expendables 2 this weekend, take a look back at some of the greatest actions scenes from the stars of the hit film series.
movies
August 13, 2012Top Comedy Videos of the Week: Willy Wonka Remixed, Siri, Chuck Norris
We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Willy Wonka gets remixed, Siri serves Zooey Deschane…
comedy
June 15, 2012Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
I can’t tell you what Chuck Norris: The Movie is about, but I can tell you that it’s Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris and you don’t want to get in his way.
comedy
June 12, 2012Chuck Norris Plays MarioKart
When Chuck Norris plays video games he doesn’t so much play them, as he does leave them a smoldering pile of ash. Things don’t really change when he tries his hand at Super Mar…
games
May 25, 2012Chuck Norris vs. Tetris
Chuck Norris doesn’t play Tetris by just fitting some blocks together, he creates a supernova and blows the blocks into smithereens.
games
April 9, 2012This is How Chuck Norris Plays Super Mario Bros.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have time for playing through eight worlds to rescue some silly princess. The man has asses to kick.
games
February 27, 2012Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalaties
Check out some of these hilarious fatalities from Mortal Kombat that didn’t make the cut. How did we not get a pissality or Chuck Norrisality?! I mean, c’mon!
games
April 15, 2011The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons
We’ve got a new feature running on Heavy where we publish a batch of Classic Cartoons every Saturday morning. Though not every toon is destined to be a classic. In fact, here’s 20 …
comedy
April 14, 2011Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Today is Chuck Norris’ birthday. Well actually Chuck died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet. Check out some of Chuck’s best clips and facts in ho…
comedy
March 10, 2011Chuck Norris vs Pac-Man
Chuck Norris doesn’t chase ghosts and yellow dots. He makes them come to him and beg for mercy.
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