Christmas

Does your house look like a casino defecated on it? Check out all the terrible Christmas decorations, displays and lights in all their failure.

Perfect for giving your tree that sexy, yet classy pornographic touch it was always missing.

Looking to finally rid yourself of that annoying distant cousin? Tell them to piss off with one of these “As Seen on TV” gift abominations.

Ba humbug is an understatement for how Grumpy Cat feels about the season.

There’s an epic amount of crap on Etsy, and you’re sure to be receiving some of it this holiday season. Hope you enjoy the raccoon purse.

It’s probably best not to let your kid sit on the lap of these 20 sketchy Santas.

“Chimney’s are like brick house penises, that’s a poem I wrote.” — Tracy Morgan

Think the season is all good cheer, gifts and candy canes? Think again, you ignorant fool!

“Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, what?! Had a very shiny nose. Ride or die!”

Meet the most famous tree in America.

Use this guide to make your family think you actually care about them.

Ever wanted to have your own transformer that REALLY transformed at the push of a button between working robot and RC car? Now you can!

A thief identified as John Doe dies in Lithonia, Ga. The John Doe was attacked by Walmart Associates & Security, Phille Roberts, Michael Burton, Jaiviere Pruitt.

Okay, if this doesn’t bring out your inner Clark Griswold, nothing will!

Former Salvation Army executive David “the Grinch” Rennie has been charged with the theft of $2 million in children’s toys.